Put Your Makeup On, Fix Your Hair Up Pretty and Meet Jon Lester Tonight In Kansas City
After crawling out of a bizarre series in Houston that saw us score 22 runs and give up 17 over three games against the worst …
After crawling out of a bizarre series in Houston that saw us score 22 runs and give up 17 over three games against the worst …
For a while the Sox seemed headed to a frustrating loss. Shit tons of men left on base, no hits when it mattered (a paltry …
I figured Monday night’s game, which saw the Red Sox shut down by the worst team in baseball, would be the oddity in this series. …
“They’re a bunch of gamers.” “That’s a tough team in that other clubhouse.” “We knew coming in that they’d be tough.” Horse shit. There is …
That’s right, folks, I’m in. After months of resisting the allure of the 2013 Red Sox, I can resist no more. Why now, you ask? …
We’re just one start down, but the Jake Peavy pick-up already looks like the shot in the arm we hoped it would be to our …
Last night, as the Sox dropped a one-run game to the D-Bags, I must have still been on a high from Thursday night’s improbable comeback. …
Need further proof that baseball is a game of redemption? A couple nights ago, Daniel Nava was the goat. The guy who made a baserunning …
The Red Sox moved back into first place last night, but a good chunk of the Nation was asleep when Stephen Drew hit a game-winning …
So the Red Sox were active last night, pulling off a three-team, seven-player deal involving the White Sox and Tigers that, at its core, saw …
…you do not talk about Twitter Fight Club. Because, let’s face it, Twitter fights are about as pointless as stumbling into In-N-Out Burger after a …
That noise you heard around 10:15 eastern time was me dropping a couch from my second-floor digs. Because when Mighty Mike Napoli whiffed and Fernando …
Tonight’s game is bonus baseball, a make-up game we didn’t anticipate when the 2013 schedule was first drawn up. So instead of sitting around getting …
Maybe it was the frustration of dropping out of first place finally taking its toll or a bad call that really, really pissed him off. …
Exactly when did Ryan Dempster become the most reliable starting pitcher the Red Sox have? The dude held the Orioles at bay for five-and-a-third …
Last Monday at around 1:00am, when Mike Napoli launched an extra-innings walk-off homer to beat the Yankees, I was convinced this team was destined for …
In all honesty, I planned a richly-detailed analysis of the upcoming Sox-Orioles series and what it means to both teams. But then I found myself …
I’m not the type for sentimental tangents, unless we’re talking about tiny zebras, which are cute as all hell and f$%king awesome. So I won’t …
Yesterday, it turns out, was Nomar Garciaparra’s birthday. So that’s as good as any occasion to revisit the night he returned to Fenway Park as …
Two things that have become painfully apparent over the past 48 hours: the Rays are not going to stop being a thorn in our ass …
The Red Sox have apparently decided to lock up the human sound byte machine, signing Dustin Pedroia to a seven year deal worth roughly $100 …
Man, when the Red Sox offense goes missing, it’s harder to find than Bigfoot. Matt Moore is no slouch, but two hits? Unacceptable. To …
It’s ironic that this morning’s walk-off win against the Yankees happened two days shy of the ninth anniversary of Bill Mueller’s famous walk-off against Mariano …
I’m too bug-eyed and exhausted to give a rational assessment of last night’s/this morning’s Red Sox win over the Yankees. Let’s just say that it …
I know you can’t win them all, but watching the Sox run themselves into outs and work the base paths like GOB Bluth trying to …
The first thing I wondered when Kevin Youkilis got shipped off was, “Who the hell is gonna fill the all-important role of ‘bearded, freakish dude …
Normally a Red Sox-Yankees match-up has that Clash of the Titans vibe around it. But right now, as the Yanks come to Fenway six games …
Welcome to the second half of the 2013 season. This is where it all happens. The posers fade away and the playoff teams rise. Why …
When I got the news that D-Lowe was retiring from baseball, I got a bit sentimental. Sure it might have been the 52 beers I’d …
Listen up, we all hate the Yankees, but there are times, few and far between, when you just have to show respect. Mariano Rivera has …
Screw the Summer of George. 1999 was the Summer of Pedro. Watching Martinez tie up batters in fits and play Superman to Clemens’ Lex Luthor …
This morning, we received an email from a charming bloke at MLB, telling us that we’d probably be “interested” in this “video” of David Ortiz …
This was filmed, and rather poorly might I add, back in 2011. The message remains the same.
How does this happen to me every year? I spend all winter constructing scale models of the upcoming season’s players out of Cap’n Crunch. …