Perhaps the only good thing to come out of our recent 1-3 trip through Kansas City was the fact that while the Royals were treating …

If you watched that entire clip, and got the secret “coded” message, then I hope you agree. 2013 Red Sox baby. Nuff said.

  These Kansas City Royals have turned out to be quite the pesky bunch. How dare they turn the tables on us, taking a 6-3 …

Yet another installment of the heart-stoppingly wretched series that imagines Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury as roommates. Like that show with Balki. But they’re baseball …

  Before we talk about the game, please follow this link and click on the examples. This is the kind of shit the Red Sox …

After crawling out of a bizarre series in Houston that saw us score 22 runs and give up 17 over three games against the worst …

For a while the Sox seemed headed to a frustrating loss. Shit tons of men left on base, no hits when it mattered (a paltry …

I figured Monday night’s game, which saw the Red Sox shut down by the worst team in baseball, would be the oddity in this series. …

“They’re a bunch of gamers.” “That’s a tough team in that other clubhouse.” “We knew coming in that they’d be tough.” Horse shit. There is …

That’s right, folks, I’m in. After months of resisting the allure of the 2013 Red Sox, I can resist no more. Why now, you ask? …

We’re just one start down, but the Jake Peavy pick-up already looks like the shot in the arm we hoped it would be to our …

Last night, as the Sox dropped a one-run game to the D-Bags, I must have still been on a high from Thursday night’s improbable comeback. …

Need further proof that baseball is a game of redemption? A couple nights ago, Daniel Nava was the goat. The guy who made a baserunning …

The Red Sox moved back into first place last night, but a good chunk of the Nation was asleep when Stephen Drew hit a game-winning …

So the Red Sox were active last night, pulling off a three-team, seven-player deal involving the White Sox and Tigers that, at its core, saw …

…you do not talk about Twitter Fight Club. Because, let’s face it, Twitter fights are about as pointless as stumbling into In-N-Out Burger after a …

That noise you heard around 10:15 eastern time was me dropping a couch from my second-floor digs. Because when Mighty Mike Napoli whiffed and Fernando …

Tonight’s game is bonus baseball, a make-up game we didn’t anticipate when the 2013 schedule was first drawn up. So instead of sitting around getting …

Maybe it was the frustration of dropping out of first place finally taking its toll or a bad call that really, really pissed him off. …

  Exactly when did Ryan Dempster become the most reliable starting pitcher the Red Sox have? The dude held the Orioles at bay for five-and-a-third …

Last Monday at around 1:00am, when Mike Napoli launched an extra-innings walk-off homer to beat the Yankees, I was convinced this team was destined for …

In all honesty, I planned a richly-detailed analysis of the upcoming Sox-Orioles series and what it means to both teams. But then I found myself …

I’m not the type for sentimental tangents, unless we’re talking about tiny zebras, which are cute as all hell and f$%king awesome. So I won’t …

Yesterday, it turns out, was Nomar Garciaparra’s birthday. So that’s as good as any occasion to revisit the night he returned to Fenway Park as …

Two things that have become painfully apparent over the past 48 hours: the Rays are not going to stop being a thorn in our ass …

The Red Sox have apparently decided to lock up the human sound byte machine, signing Dustin Pedroia to a seven year deal worth roughly $100 …

  Man, when the Red Sox offense goes missing, it’s harder to find than Bigfoot. Matt Moore is no slouch, but two hits? Unacceptable. To …

It’s ironic that this morning’s walk-off win against the Yankees happened two days shy of the ninth anniversary of Bill Mueller’s famous walk-off against Mariano …

I’m too bug-eyed and exhausted to give a rational assessment of last night’s/this morning’s Red Sox win over the Yankees. Let’s just say that it …

I know you can’t win them all, but watching the Sox run themselves into outs and work the base paths like GOB Bluth trying to …

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The first thing I wondered when Kevin Youkilis got shipped off was, “Who the hell is gonna fill the all-important role of ‘bearded, freakish dude …

Normally a Red Sox-Yankees match-up has that Clash of the Titans vibe around it. But right now, as the Yanks come to Fenway six games …

Welcome to the second half of the 2013 season. This is where it all happens. The posers fade away and the playoff teams rise. Why …

When I got the news that D-Lowe was retiring from baseball, I got a bit sentimental. Sure it might have been the 52 beers I’d …