This was filmed, and rather poorly might I add, back in 2011. The message remains the same.

  How does this happen to me every year? I spend all winter constructing scale models of the upcoming season’s players out of Cap’n Crunch. …

Heartbreaking loss to the A’s to close out the first half? Whatevs. We head into the All Star Break with the best record in the …

If we learned anything from the book and film Moneyball, it’s that the teams that win games are the teams that score runs. The Red …

Dear John Lackey: Watching you hold down the American League’s second-best team and one of our most likely playoff opponents last night, I suddenly realized …

Tonight, the team with the best record in the American League takes on the team with the second-best record in the American League in what …

For anyone not paying attention to the 2013 Boston Red Sox, it’s time to start paying attention. Like Bigfoot, The Kinks’ “Low Budget” and those …

  Remember Anna Benson? Playboy Playmate, Baseball’s hottest housewife in FHM? Well look at her now! Yeah, that’s her actual mugshot after she ambushed her …

  As long as I’ve been a Red Sox fan, the mid-season, three-series trip to the west coast has always been looked at with the …

“Burksie here. And you know why I’m back. It’s because after just two measly losses, I hear some people talkin’ trash about the Sox. Castin’ …

Not much to say about this one other than we got trumped by Spicoli. Maybe we were still feeling the effects of that epic loss …

Or at least please make us forget about the shit show that was last night’s loss to the Angels. I’m not asking for much. Just …

I stayed up to watch every bloody moment of that game, and when it was over, all I could think about was Josh Thole. Because …

Really just an excuse to use this video clip. But, still. We’re looking rather Mongo-ish these days. Here’s hoping we can keep it going. Six …

And that was that. When Ortiz steps off the bench and starts servin’ fools with pinch-hit homers like it ain’t no thing, you know shit’s …

Earlier this morning, as I floated, pale and white, along some of Cape Cod’s finest waters, I found myself pondering a few questions. Like “Are …

  The Red Sox completed a three-game sweep of the hapless Padres behind an 18-hit attack. The eight run barrage earned Allen Webster his first …

The magic of inter-league play invades Fenway Park. The 50-win Red Sox welcome their next victim, the San Diego (translates to “whale’s vagina” look it …

Earlier this year — February to be precise — I made a bold prediction. I said that John Lackey would win 20 games in 2013. …

I would like to thank Shane for making all that beer and meat I downed in the hope of a win worthwhile. And he would …

I can’t sweat a Saturday afternoon loss to the Jays. I just can’t. Today we get back on track and shut them down and take …

Man, it’s tough watching Allen Webster pitch. Not because he gives out runs like Oprah gives out free cars. But because I feel so bad …

Cashman: Well, it’s all over the news. Headwarmer: Tell one of the biggest douches in baseball to “shut the f$%k up” and that’s gonna happen. …

  So they spell their names differently, but Brandon Snyder is with the big club after Will Middlebrooks was optioned to Pawtucket. Any opportunity to …

  The Bruins puked up a shot at the Stanley Cup by allowing the tying and go-ahead goals in the waning minutes of the third …

While we’ve been drooling over Clay Buchholz’s numbers, fans in Detroit have been punch-drunk over the awesomely-named Max Scherzer, who is 10-0 to start the …

  The Spurs went back to Miami leading the NBA Finals three games to two. Manu Ginobili turned the ball over eight times (two in …

That is all.

“As your doctor, it’s only fair to warn you that not only will this exam be highly invasive, I will be performing it with fake …

  We interrupt this baseball blog to bring you some quick commentary on the Aaron Hernandez situation. What we know: Hernandez, Odin Lloyd, and two …

Among the great Red Sox Victories In Playoff Series We Eventually Lost, game six of the 1975 World Series perhaps stands tallest. And that makes …

So I asked for two wins and I got ’em. The first was a rain-interrupted make-up of a rain-interrupted game that the Sox took, 5-1. …

The only black spot on this effervescent (so far) Red Sox season has been that Jerry Remy hasn’t been around for a good chunk of …

  We have a lifelong rivalry with the Yankees. We brawl every chance we get with the Rays. But lately, it’s the friggin’ Baltimore Orioles …

Well, at least according to the numbers. After crunching the numbers on more than 8,000 tickets sold to Fenway Park since the beginning of the …