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The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. Cashman: I …

“2015 is all about the Rod.”

The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. [SCENE: Cashman …

The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. Cashman: I’ve …

Cashman: Well, it’s all over the news. Headwarmer: Tell one of the biggest douches in baseball to “shut the f$%k up” and that’s gonna happen. …

The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. Headwarmer: You …

The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. Cashman: Alright, …

The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. Headwarmer: Hey, …

The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. Headwarmer: Okay, …

The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. Cashman: Alright, …

Well, not exactly. But hearing that the Yankees were kicking the tires on Manny Ramirez brought to mind a rant from the latest Cashman-Headwarmer Dialogue. …

Cashman: Alright, Headwarmer. I think I’ve got this Lee deal figured out. Headwarmer: Seriously? Cashman: I’m thinking seven years at three hundred million dollars. But …

::Somewhere in the bowels of Yankee Stadium:: So. Adrian Beltre. How are you? Fine. Just fine. Excellent. And you feel quite comfortable here amongst your …

Headwarmer: Hey, nipplehead. You know who I was just thinking of? Cashman: Who? Headwarmer: Brad Penny. Cashman: Headwarmer, I’m busy plotting the World Series parade …

Cashman: Well, that’s that. Two wins out of three in Boston. Seven and a half game lead in the division. The East is ours and …

Cashman: Well, I just pulled it. Headwarmer: Congratulations. And I pray to god you’re not talking about your worthless pecker. Cashman: I’m talking about the …

Cashman: ::opening the box:: We’ve got a May cold front moving in, Headwarmer. I’m officially taking you out of storage. Headwarmer: My God. How long …

Cashman: (Waking up) What.. what happened? Headwarmer: You fainted. Cashman: I did? Headwarmer: Also, you pissed yourself. See your trousers? They’re wet with your own …

2001: Cashman: Guess who’s coming to dinner? Can you say Mike Friggin’ Mussina? Headwarmer: Well played, baldy. Cashman: Our friends in Boston must be reeling …

One of the most bizarre, lasting images from the 2004 ALCS–besides that look of faux shock on A-Rod’s face when he realized his “ball slap” …

Cashman: I see Giambi’s hitting like a fiend again. Headwarmer: Yes. Cashman: Yeah. According to the Daily News, he’s currently the most productive home run …

Cashman: They’re a good team, those Red Sox. I have to give them that. Headwarmer: You pitched to Manny with first base open, didn’t you? …

Cashman: [scribbling in journal] Okay, so. I like the way Wang matches up with Beckett, so he gets Game One… Headwarmer: What’s up? Cashman: Not …

Headwarmer: The rain’s getting pretty bad. They should call this thing. Cashman: Not just yet. Can’t let the boys leave town on such a down …

Before the Game: Headwarmer: I see that Mirabelli’s back. Cashman: Very observant, Headwarmer. Headwarmer: Hey, weren’t you trying to snag him to keep him from …

[Upstairs in the Cashman home, “Brian the Brain” fumbles through boxes in the closet.] Cashman: Honey, where’s my headwarmer? Mrs. Cashman: It’s in the blue …

2004 ALCS, Game 4Fenway Park, Boston Headwarmer: I don’t like the looks of this. We should have finished these guys off in the ninth. Cashman: …