The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer.

Headwarmer: You stupid, stupid mother f%^ker.

Cashman: If you want to laugh about the skydiving accident — which, I’ll remind you, was for charity — it’s been done to death. Let’s move on.

Headwarmer: Actually, that was for Granderson and Cano.

Cashman: Oh.

Headwarmer: By the way, nice f$%king moves in the sky there, Icarus.