Inspirational Words from Puppet Red Before ALCS Game 5
I guess the main thing here is that the Red Sox don’t want to go to Houston needing to win two. The only way to …
I guess the main thing here is that the Red Sox don’t want to go to Houston needing to win two. The only way to …
Look, it’s the day of game one of the 2021 ALCS, and Puppet Red has just one favor to ask of the Red Sox. I …
The Red Sox are about to take on the Yankees in a one-game elimination match to see who can play the Rays in the 2021 …
Fellow Red Sox fans, I’ve spent a lot of time during this losing skid listening to my beer. But where has that gotten me? Where …
A reflection on the many thoughts and flights of fancy that gripped my mind on Red Sox Opening Day, now and in the past. Guest-starring …
Red Sox baseball is coming back. And no matter how awkward and abbreviated the 2020 MLB season may be, it’s time to finally pull away …
The lack of baseball — specifically Red Sox baseball — is starting to take its toll on Puppet Red. And he speaks for all of …
There comes a time in every baseball season when a team has to show if it is, in fact, a contender or just taking up …
Thanksgiving is bullshit. If you want to be truly thankful for something, celebrate Steve Pearce and his new contract with the Red Sox.
We are on the precipice of another Red Sox World Series win. Or a trip back to Boston for game six. Either way, here’s a puppet.
After Nathan Eovaldi’s gutsy performance in game three of the World Series, the man deserves praise. From a puppet.
How did Alex Cora know that Eduardo Nunez was going to pinch hit a three-tun homer? Easy. Time travel.
“We will never stop avenging 2003!”
“Chris Sale’s back and you’re fucked… SING IT”
The Red Sox have been off to one of the best starts in team history. But instead of sitting back and basking in all this …
Felt has feelings, too. And likes to express those feelings.
Puppet Red makes his glorious return to our site, but now he has a new friend: Puppet Denton. To everyone who has ever thought to …
This was filmed, and rather poorly might I add, back in 2011. The message remains the same.