Posts in category Alcohol Inspired

I’m not going to sit here and pretend to be the world’s greatest sports bettor, but I can tell you that I tend to bet …

No way to put it other than this: I’ve been slacking. Since Denton and I launched this blog in April of 2004 — back before …

Like most people, I spend a lot of time spinning through Apple Music and Spotify playlists, asking myself “why the hell aren’t there any songs …

My appetite for Red Sox video content is so insatiable that when there are no new games to watch, I watch old games. And when …

As the writer/director of Step Brothers and the Anchorman films, Adam McKay has pushed me to colon-twisting fits of laughter that may have literally put …

The folks at PETA who are all about the ethical treatment of animals are asking Major League Baseball to replace the animal-unfriendly name “bullpen” with …

The 2021 Red Sox begin the next step in their playoff run Friday night, playing in the ALCS for the first time since that blessed …

After a week in which they won a one-game Wild Card showdown with the Yankees and then sent the 100-game winning Rays packing in the …

The Red Sox hit the magic number of wins (69), s we have no choice but to make a celebratory video. This is what it …

Despite the fact that I’m known to engage in hyperbole and copious amounts of alcohol, I can tell you with a straight face that last …

Let’s agree on one thing: The Yankees’ hiring of Aaron Boone as manager had nothing to do with his credentials or potential and everything to …

One of the advantages of living within a 20 minute drive (or one-hour drunken stumble) of Fenway Park is the ability to bask in its …

Like any “enthusiastic” fan of any sports team, I get emotionally invested in the outcome of every game. I also tend to drink a lot …

Look, it’s been a pretty shitty year for fans of Red Sox baseball and fans of doing cool shit in general. We can’t cram our …

Today marks the 17 year anniversary of the craziest thing I’ve ever seen during a Red Sox game. I still wake up some mornings and …

Red Sox highlights have been in pretty short supply in 2020 There’s just not a lot of good you can squeeze from the second-worst record …

So the Red Sox dropped their fifth straight game last night, losing to the Yankees after an embarrassing sweep by the Rays, a team that …

Dear Red Sox: Over the past several years, depending on my level of drinking, I’ve offered your organization some fairly insane ideas for making the …

So as we trudge further into the fake 2020 MLB season, it only seems fitting that Fenway Park is testing fake crowd noises for those …

Look, it’s been a while since we saw brand new Red Sox baseball on our TVs. And as much as I enjoy reliving game 4 …

Lack of baseball has certainly taken its toll on me. Since what-should-have-been-Opening-Day has come and gone, I find myself carving pineapples into the shape of …

The lack of baseball — specifically Red Sox baseball — is starting to take its toll on Puppet Red. And he speaks for all of …

Trust me on this.

Underneath the harsh, alcohol-soaked exteriors, Denton and I are a couple of true romantics. We are also pretty fucking tight with a dime. Therefore, we …

As we can all attest, the past week has been one of the strangest in Red Sox history, second only perhaps to that time Joe …

Being a Red Sox manager is officially the most thankless job in the universe, second only perhaps to the guy who has to fit Steve …

So MLB has decided to investigate the Boston Red Sox for alleged cheating during their epic 2018 run. To that I say, “what in the …

The Boston Red Sox were eliminated from the postseason last night. This is never a good time; in fact, for some Sox fans it can …

Last night, while all of Boston was glued to their TVs or phones or listening devices or ham radios to soak in the Patriots, Red …

There comes a time in every baseball season when a team has to show if it is, in fact, a contender or just taking up …

I know I haven’t really been blogging much these days. I blame it on a couple of things: my covert work with the government which …

Underneath the harsh, alcohol-soaked exteriors, Denton and I are a couple of true romantics. We are also pretty fucking tight with a dime. Therefore, we …

Look, I’ve been away for a while on my winter sabbatical and there’s a lot of things to talk about. But rather than rattle on …

One of the advantages of living within a 15 minute drive (or one-hour drunken stumble) of Fenway Park is the ability to bask in its …

Besides knocking down a tree and dragging it into your house and “seasonal” rates from the local escorts, the best part of Christmas is the …