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Dear NESN Programmers: We’re almost at the end of a dismal season of Red Sox baseball and, as usual, we want to help you defend …

The Sox are dead-ass last in the East. Nine and a half games behind the Buck Showalter Dancers and 6.5 back in the wild card. …

So what did the players and coaches do during the break? Maybe we don’t want to know.

So it’s been a week since I was DFA’ed. And yesterday, my ties to the Boston Red Sox were officially cut. So now I’m out …

There’s a scene in the film >As Good As It Gets in which Jack Nicholson storms out of his psychiatrist’s office, pausing momentarily in the …

What can we say about a team that currently sits in the basement of the AL East other than: “Man, I hope shit gets better …

Folks I was in what scientists would call a REAL BAD MOTHERF$%KING MOOD after yesterday’s loss to the Astros. So bad I kinda disconnected and …

After Wednesday night’s walk-off win, I sat quietly with my beer, explaining to the near-empty bottle that what I was seeing was encouraging, but that …

Look, guys, I’m not particularly happy about the way we’ve been playing. For a dead-ass last place team, we’ve got a lot of heart. And …

The cynics among us would say that the title of this tweet is referencing things that we will never see. But as this holiday weekend …

Two days in a row without a loss! Okay, it’s not exactly a winning streak, but it’s all we have to cling to right now. …

We don’t need to be reminded of how rancid that 2012 Red Sox team was BUT I NEED TO GO THERE AGAIN. Because I still …

As the Red Sox continued their descent into oblivion, I, like many other members of Red Sox Nation, took to Twitter to vent and, of …

Like anyone with a rock and roll and baseball soul, I felt a little piece of me die during last night’s NESN viewer poll on …

This is probably the best approximation I can give you as to how I feel watching the 2014 Red Sox: helpless as the season slowly …

I was trying to find the best words to approximate my feelings toward last night’s Red Sox game. But I think Jon Lester’s expression sums …

Okay, so this season isn’t quite living up to some people’s expectations. In fact, in many ways, we’ve fallen through a hole in the time/space …

When the Red Sox kicked off this series with the Rays, on the heels of a four-game sweep of the Braves, I was honestly just …

So we encourage you to do the Peavy.

We interrupt the relative awesomeness of a three game winning streak and the it-never-gets-old tribute to the 2004 team to talk about Clay Buchholz. The guy …

I wasn’t in the room when Andrew Miller threw last night’s game away. I got up to grab another beer. Got distracted, probably thinking about …

Many of you may still remember him – Cincinnati-born baseball star Pete Rose, also known as “Charlie Hustle” is still one of the most successful …

2014 was always likely to be a challenging year for the Red Sox as they started the season as the team that everyone wanted to …

Clearly, The Man doesn’t like baseball. If The Man did, he would have realized that today, the first of two games against the Rays begins …

I’m sure he’s a nice guy. But, man, the way he gets all up on those players. I feel like I’m watching a Lifetime movie …

If you needed a reminder of the embarrassment of riches that the past decade has been for Red Sox Nation, yesterday’s Fenway Opening Day gave …

Tonight, Hollywood gets all up in its own face. But I’d rather spend four hours re-watching the 2013 playoffs and reliving all the magic. Plus, …

John, when I first heard we’d signed you, I’ll admit, I was skeptical. We were doling out a lot of money to a guy who, …

You can’t win everything. So if given the choice between the individual accolade of AL manager of the Year or rolling down Boylston Street in …

Who among us hasn’t taken a trans-atlantic flight and sought to capture the magic of the moment by purchasing the aircraft upon landing? It’s a …

Last night, while trolling the post-game coverage on TV and sinking further into a Twinkies- and light beer-induced coma, I swore I heard Trenni Kusnierek …

This isn’t exactly breaking news, but it’s worth a mention anyway. Bud Selig has finally announced his retirement, he will step down as Commissioner of …

Guys, I’m glad you took the time to get together like this. I know it’s kinda impromptu, and you’ve all got families to get home …