Chris Sale Addresses His Teammates While Coincidentally Holding a Very Large Samurai Sword
Okay, guys. If I can just get a minute of your time. Now you’re probably wondering why I called this quick clubhouse meeting. And you’re …
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Chris Sale Addresses His Teammates While Holding a Flamethrower in a Totally Non-Threatening Manner
Good morning, fellow players. You may be wondering why I called this clubhouse meeting so early on a Sunday morning. You may further be wondering …
MacBen: The Tragic Tale of the 2015 Red Sox
“Out, damned Rusney!”
AJ Pierzynski Writes His Former Red Sox Teammates
So it’s been a week since I was DFA’ed. And yesterday, my ties to the Boston Red Sox were officially cut. So now I’m out …
Dustin Pedroia Makes an Impassioned Plea to Add KISS to the Clubhouse Playlist
Look, guys, I’m not particularly happy about the way we’ve been playing. For a dead-ass last place team, we’ve got a lot of heart. And …
Highlights from John Farrell and Mike Matheny’s Unused Audio Commentary from the 2013 World Series DVD
GAME ONE, BOTTOM OF THE SECOND Farrell: Here comes that play where the ball drops between Wainwright and Molina. ::snorts:: Matheny: I’m glad you can …
John Lackey Addresses His Teammates While He Just Happens to Be Holding a Live Grenade
Guys, I’m glad you took the time to get together like this. I know it’s kinda impromptu, and you’ve all got families to get home …
Josh Beckett Addresses His Teammates in a Manner That Only Those Who Fear Guns Would Consider “Threatening”
Evening, gents. Now I know these pre-game “pep talks” got a bit dicey last month when some of you didn’t like the way I was …
Josh Beckett Has a Time Machine
You understand what’s at stake here. Yeah. We all like Julio. He’s a nice guy. Lotsa fun in the clubhouse. Hell, if I had a …