Who among us hasn’t taken a trans-atlantic flight and sought to capture the magic of the moment by purchasing the aircraft upon landing? It’s a pretty boss move and guaranteed to impress any ladies or financial planners within earshot.

So it’s not surprising to hear that as the Red Sox rolling rally came to a close back at Fenway yesterday afternoon, Jake Peavy announced that he had just bought the very boat that he and Jon Lester paraded in.

Meanwhile, the real winner of the night seemed to be Mike Napoli, who apparently hasn’t stopped drinking since the final out of the World Series.

Dear Boston Red Sox Ownership: SIGN THIS GUY FOR LIFE!