Gotta Get Paid
I don’t know what the rest of SG Nation thinks about backing up another truck full of cash to David Ortiz’s house, but I’m all …
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You Know It’s February When…
As much as I wanted to keep that Jenny Dell pic up forever, well, time marches on. I give you the top five ways you …
Will The Awesomeness Have No End?
There has been no shortage of cool shit going on since the Red Sox won the World Series. The parade, shirtless, Napoli, Ortiz on …
David Ortiz Rubs Mike Napoli’s Beard, Unsettling Viewers Everywhere
For a few moments, it looked like this would be another comeback for the ages. With the Sox down 3-1 and down to their final …
Ortiz Smashes Phone, Drew Smashes Baseballs
Maybe it was the frustration of dropping out of first place finally taking its toll or a bad call that really, really pissed him off. …
What Happens When You Pitch to David Ortiz With First Base Open: A Brief Pictorial
And that was that. When Ortiz steps off the bench and starts servin’ fools with pinch-hit homers like it ain’t no thing, you know shit’s …
You Cannot Stop David Ortiz. You Can Only Hope to Contain Him.
I’ve been tossing superlatives at the Large Father since 2004, so I’ll just present what I tweeted yesterday after his three-run bomb. When Shakespeare wrote, …
David Ortiz Will Never Stop Being Awesome
“Yeah, just me. Hangin’ at the Bruins game. Wavin’ a towel. Bein’ awesome with little or no effort.”