The Red Sox Just Clinched the AL East
The Boston Red Sox are officially a juggernaut. They are the 800 pound gorilla of the division. They are more powerful than a speeding locomotive, …
Amazingly, Despite Red Sox’ Start, Yankees Still Favored to Win the East
The first ten days of the MLB season have seen the Boston Red Sox exceed all expectations. After losing to the Tampa Bay Rays, the …
Red Sox, Yankees: Infinity War, Starring Joe Kelly and Tyler Austin
This one had the makings of an off night for the Red Sox. David Price leaves after giving up four runs in the first. Sox …
Red Sox Win Ninth Straight, Eliminate Yankees
Alright, the Red Sox didn’t really eliminate the Yankees. Or… did they? No, technically there’s still a lot of baseball left to play. But after …
The Red Sox Will Probably Never Lose Again, Unless It’s Out of Sympathy
Look, I don’t care if it’s against the Rays or the Marlins or the Bad News Bears or the Backstreet Boys or the cast of …
No One Misses Baseball Like David Ortiz
There were a lot of awesome moments in the Red Sox’ two-game series sweep in Miami, including JBJ’s first insane catch of the year and …
Hanley Removes Shirt, Wins Our Hearts
Last night, as the game ended and the Sox rolled to their fourth straight win, NESN cameras caught Hanley Ramirez tearing off his shirt. No …
The End of Win Dance Repeat?
It sure looked like it tonight, as NESN cameras did their usual post-win view on the outfield and a nation turned its lonely eyes to …
Price Deals, Xander Cranks, Kimbrel’s Beard Scares Us Shitless
Part of our rights as Red Sox fans is the ability to think all hell’s breaking loose one minute, and jump on the World Series …
Five Alternatives for the Red Sox Outfielders’ “Win. Dance. Repeat.”
Hello. Hi. Okay, so. I’m back. Alright, now that we’ve got the niceties out of the way, let’s talk baseball. Opening Day 2018 is upon …
What We’ll Learn About the Red Sox During Spring Training
The Red Sox pulled off an impressive feat in 2017, winning the American League East for the second season in a row, something that hasn’t …
Who are Boston’s Biggest Competitors for JD Martinez?
“The Sound of Silence” could pretty much sum up the Boston Red Sox’ offseason. They locked in a few guys like Steven Wright and Mitch …
Red Sox Looking to Bolster Attack with Big Double Signing
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks (and I actually prefer to do so around the holidays as rent is …
Puppet Red’s Message to the Houston Astros
Sometimes you have to just take the advice of a piece of felt.
Red Sox Fire John Farrell, and We Look at His Single Greatest Moment
So the Red Sox’ 2017 season officially has its scapegoat: Manager John Farrell, who won a World Series and got the Sox to the playoffs …
Red Sox Step On My Nuts, Get Knocked Out of Postseason
As much as I will never, ever forget the Red Sox’ 2004 season and the profoundly uplifting effect it has had on my life and …
The Red Sox Are Falling to Pieces and Taking Me With Them
Everything you needed to know about the Red Sox’ chances in the ALDS were painfully apparent in the first inning of game one. That’s when …
Time for Chris Sale to do Chris Sale Things. To the Astros.
The Red Sox begin their playoff campaign tomorrow with game one of the 2017 ALDS. And they’re going into this one as underdogs. In fact, …
Can the Red Sox Overcome the Odds to Defeat the Astros?
The MLB regular season is in the books, with the lucky teams whose seasons will extend to the playoffs identified. The Boston Red Sox sealed …
Scenes From the Red Sox’ AL East Clinch
In a world that seems dangerously close to running off the rails with every passing day, it’s refreshing to know that we can still find …
John Farrell, Addison Reed Become Living Meme
Remember that beloved meme of the cartoon mouse walking into a room and then walking out again after witnessing something bizarre? John Farrell and Addison …
Chris Sale Stuffs Orioles in Locker, Gets 300 Ks
I grew up with Roger Clemens, fell in love with Pedro Martinez, and now Chris Sale is carrying me into my “functioning alcoholic” years. Tonight, …
Tzu-Wei Lin: Expert “Sideler”
Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Elaine was complaining about the guy at her office who was a master “sideler“? Literally appearing, seemingly out of …
Red Sox Spend Fifteen Innings Trying to Beat Rays, Eventually Succeed
A Chris Sale start against one of the dregs of the American League East is supposed to be a slam-dunk. One of those “why are …
“So Eck and Remy Walk into a Disco..”
When your team is up 8-0 in the second inning, it’s great for playoff aspirations, but pretty low on drama. Thank goodness we had Eck …
Here’s Jerry Remy Saying, “Buenas Noches, Amigos” on Loop. You’re Welcome.
Despite a brief system glitch in New York last weekend, the Red Sox appear to back on solid footing. Last night’s win put them 4.5 …
Watch This: Red Sox Get Their Most Important Win of the Season
As if dropping 3 of 4 in the Bronx and letting the Yankees crawl back into the AL East race wasn’t bad enough, the Red …
Doug Fister Already a Better Investment than Sonny Gray
I don’t care about your stats or facts or “wait till late September” or detailed powerpoints and sabermetric bullshit backing things up. All I know …
The Complete List of Everything Pissing Off CC Sabathia
So apparently CC Sabathia wasn’t pleased to see Eduardo Nunez test his surgically-repaired knee last night by pushing down a bunt single. So in addition …
Mitch Moreland Was the Red Sox’ Best Pitcher is All You Need to Know About Last Night’s Game
There’s not a lot to say about a game in which the Sox were down 5-0 by the middle of the second inning, got outhit …
The Indians Figured Out Chris Sale and It’s Like the Rebels Getting the Plans to the Death Star
Back in the day, whenever Pedro Martinez got lit up, I figured the opposing team was up to some bullshit. Like they stumbled upon his …
The Fantastic, Amazing World of Doug Fister
When we first heard the Red Sox signed Doug Fister, we figured he’d be relegated to two primary roles: mop-up duty and being the brunt …
The Only Eclipse Video You’ll Ever Need
Apologies in advance, people.
Benintendi Drops F-Bomb, Crushes More Yankee Dreams
We’ve spent the better half of the year hearing about the blood and thunder that Aaron Judge was gonna rain down on us. How the …
Five Things from Last Night’s Red Sox Game That made Me *Not* Want to Punch Glass
Even a casual glance at the archives of this blog — going all the way back to 2004, people — will reveal at least 45 …