So apparently CC Sabathia wasn’t pleased to see Eduardo Nunez test his surgically-repaired knee last night by pushing down a bunt single. So in addition to owning us the rest of the game, CC also decided to drop some science on the Sox, calling their game “weak” and maintaining that they’re afraid of him.
The entire affair escalated quickly after the game, with Nunez threatening to bunt again and Jim Rice literally losing his shit on the NESN post-game:
In the spirit of airing all grievances, we thought we’d share the complete list of everything pissing off YesYes so that the Sox can avoid further conflict:
The situation in North Korea
“Bring It On 2” no longer on Netflix
Taylor Swift’s new single
All those fucking Windows passwords
McDonald’s will sell you an Egg McMuffin at 8pm but not a Big Mac at 8am
Not enough of the classic cast on the new “Twin Peaks”
kids and their goddam loud music
Uncle Keith, that asshole
why can’t I walk barefoot in the living room, I paid for this fucking house
clubhouse processed meats ban
Wait, “Bring it On 2” is still here. It’s the third one they took away.
People who misuse there, their and they’re
clubhouse seamstress apparently unable to sew “eclair holster” onto my uniform pants
got mistaken for CeeLo Green at Burning Man
why couldn’t the gang of teen sleuths in “Scooby Doo” be more racially diverse?
local Kohls refuses to stock “husky cut” Dockers
no one saw me kick Judge’s ass at Mario Kart and the bastard just lies about it
I don’t understand “bojack horseman”
swamp ass
