Posts in category Suck Factor High

I’ll come right out and say it: I’m not a hockey fan. I’ve followed the Bruins from a safe distance and could barely tell you …

As much as I will never, ever forget the Red Sox’ 2004 season and the profoundly uplifting effect it has had on my life and …

There’s not a lot to say about a game in which the Sox were down 5-0 by the middle of the second inning, got outhit …

In my lifetime, the Red Sox have made some very good signings. Manny Ramirez, Josh Beckett, Pedro Martinez, Chris Sale… all of them paying significant …

David Price has nothing to laugh about. Well, he probably laughs every time he cashes a check from the Red Sox. Price-sympathizers will be quick …

Man, that win would have meant so much. The Red Sox would have remained in first and taken two-out-of-three from the Jays. Instead, we’re looking …

Going into tonight’s series finale against Baltimore, the Red Sox had been outscored 45-43 in the last seven games. With all the talk of the …

Apparently not content to let Clay Buchholz and Joe Kelly shit on our dreams individually, the stars (and Red Sox management) aligned to have both …

I’ll catch the winner of this one when I wake up. Kimbrel’s meatball right down the middle to Rasmus was all I needed to hit …

The Sox score eight runs and still get pounded by a weak Tampa Bay batting order with their ace on the mound. Instead of belaboring …

I asked the question almost two months ago and boldly stated that Red Sox fans would have no meaningful games after the 4th of July. …

  The 2015 Red Sox Rollercoaster Tour continues. One week they suck, the next week people are planning a parade, then Clay turns back to …

There is no place that hope springs eternal with greater fervor or frequency than the mind of a Red Sox fan. Case in point: After …

I don’t want to come across as insensitive to the American Dairy Council or the Future Farmers of America, but I’ll just lay out the …