Posts tagged Red Sox

Normally a Red Sox-Yankees match-up has that Clash of the Titans vibe around it. But right now, as the Yanks come to Fenway six games …

Welcome to the second half of the 2013 season. This is where it all happens. The posers fade away and the playoff teams rise. Why …

Listen up, we all hate the Yankees, but there are times, few and far between, when you just have to show respect. Mariano Rivera has …

This was filmed, and rather poorly might I add, back in 2011. The message remains the same.

  How does this happen to me every year? I spend all winter constructing scale models of the upcoming season’s players out of Cap’n Crunch. …

Heartbreaking loss to the A’s to close out the first half? Whatevs. We head into the All Star Break with the best record in the …

If we learned anything from the book and film Moneyball, it’s that the teams that win games are the teams that score runs. The Red …

Dear John Lackey: Watching you hold down the American League’s second-best team and one of our most likely playoff opponents last night, I suddenly realized …

Tonight, the team with the best record in the American League takes on the team with the second-best record in the American League in what …

  Remember Anna Benson? Playboy Playmate, Baseball’s hottest housewife in FHM? Well look at her now! Yeah, that’s her actual mugshot after she ambushed her …

“Burksie here. And you know why I’m back. It’s because after just two measly losses, I hear some people talkin’ trash about the Sox. Castin’ …

Not much to say about this one other than we got trumped by Spicoli. Maybe we were still feeling the effects of that epic loss …

Or at least please make us forget about the shit show that was last night’s loss to the Angels. I’m not asking for much. Just …

I stayed up to watch every bloody moment of that game, and when it was over, all I could think about was Josh Thole. Because …

And that was that. When Ortiz steps off the bench and starts servin’ fools with pinch-hit homers like it ain’t no thing, you know shit’s …

Earlier this morning, as I floated, pale and white, along some of Cape Cod’s finest waters, I found myself pondering a few questions. Like “Are …

Man, it’s tough watching Allen Webster pitch. Not because he gives out runs like Oprah gives out free cars. But because I feel so bad …

Cashman: Well, it’s all over the news. Headwarmer: Tell one of the biggest douches in baseball to “shut the f$%k up” and that’s gonna happen. …

“As your doctor, it’s only fair to warn you that not only will this exam be highly invasive, I will be performing it with fake …

Among the great Red Sox Victories In Playoff Series We Eventually Lost, game six of the 1975 World Series perhaps stands tallest. And that makes …

So I asked for two wins and I got ’em. The first was a rain-interrupted make-up of a rain-interrupted game that the Sox took, 5-1. …

The only black spot on this effervescent (so far) Red Sox season has been that Jerry Remy hasn’t been around for a good chunk of …

Look, Red Sox. You know I’ll be there through the thick and the thin. But as a working stiff whose boss is always looking for …

I’m not entirely sure that Clay Buchholz’s hair isn’t an alien symbiote, kinda like Spider-Man’s black costume. But I do know this: every time the …

The recent news that the FBI and Homeland Security have been collecting phone records and monitoring our calls for years unleashed a shockwave of OUTRAGE …

Last night, the Red Sox tightened their grip on first place in the East with a rain-shortened, 3-0 win over the Yanks. Yes, as I …

This is an EXCITING TIME to be a fan of excitement, because tonight’s Red Sox-Yankees game promises to be full of it. For one thing, …

Yesterday may have been the KING OF DAYS. We had a new season of Arrested Development, a Sunday-before-a-holiday to encourage binge drinking, and a Red …

First of all, I know you’re doing great things in your current role. With last night’s one-hit performance over the cursed Blue Jays you have …

        For the time being, the eighth and ninth innings belong to the Land of the Rising Sun. Bailey and Hanrahan out, …

Clay Buchholz has the most wins of all MLB starting pitchers, on the team with the best record in baseball, and he gets to go …

  When John Lackey gets a win. When John Lackey pitches and no body parts break and/or fall off. When…never mind, you get the picture. …

In the off-season, I picked John Lackey to be the surprise of the 2013 season. I figured this would be the year we finally understood …

  We all know what Big Papi said in response to a couple of chicken-shit terrorists messing with Boston. But for almost ten years now, …

Sox win, Sox win. And we take the series with Oakland. Now we have the best record in the American League… which we’ll keep for …