Tito Francona was fired for going 9-20 in the month of September last year.. The 2012 Red Sox team is currently 1-7 this September. I’m …

The Red Sox are right back where they started the season: last place. Sure, you can argue that they are percentage points ahead of Toronto, …

If it’s safe to assume that Bobby V will be taking the dirt nap soon as far as being Red Sox skipper, it’s time to …

Whatever it takes to knock the Yankees out of the playoffs, right?

Love him or hate him, he’s probably going to be your Red Sox manager for the next three weeks. And he sure as hell looks …

The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. Headwarmer: Hey, …

My next beer. My next prostate exam. The next “Adam Sandler” film. Re-reading my collection of Hardy Boys mysteries while being belted with a chain. …

Or maybe it’s together again? Not sure. All I know is that watching the Red Sox has become as much fun as punching myself in …

The 1992 Red Sox, widely documented here as the worst Red Sox team of my lifetime, were 61-72 on September 3, 1992. The 2012 Red …

So during last night’s 45th straight loss (at least it felt like it), NESN’s cameras caught Alfredo Aceves and The Elf engaged in a dugout …

There is absolutely nothing left for me in this 2012 season. No individual player milestones, no “moral victory” situations, no spoiler role, nothing. Just another …

Using scientific methods, including shouting lots of swear words loudly, Red and Denton attempt to determine if this 2012 Red Sox team is in fact …

Yeah, that’s me, always looking at the bright side of things. The night started out badly for Zach and only got worse. By the time …

Zach Stewart, the dude we got for Youkbacca, makes his Red Sox debut tonight against the Angels after toiling in Pawtucket for a bit. Will …

Just as I was putting the finishing touches on my Red Sox Bandwagon Re-entry application, I received a harsh reminder on the current contruction of …

For a while there, I was in with both feet. After The Trade, I started thinking about a “reverse 2011” in which the team tears …

At least there used to be. Back in the day – meaning when the “wait’ll next year” signs began showing up by June – the …

Anyone worried that Josh Beckett would be born again hard with the Dodgers and pitch 3,576 scoreless innings while winning the NL Cy Young and …

Most of Red Sox Nation has been begging all season for a sign that ownership still cares about winning baseball games. For too long, they …

Watching Adrian Gonzalez and Carl Crawford and John Lackey and Daisuke Matsuzaka shuffle into town and collect fat paychecks for delivering a fraction of what …

James Loney will be at first today against Kansas City. Felix Dubront is on the hill, Pedro Ciriaco’s leading off and Mauro Gomez will not …

Sup. It’s me. The nerd who dubbed you “Commander Kick Ass of the F$%k Yeah Brigade” during your second season with the Sox. Back then …

The stink of Josh Beckett is gone, the shifty, me-first A-Gon is also…gone, and one of the worst contracts in Red Sox history is gone. …

Gotta be honest: when I woke up this morning, I partly expected to see a front page headline splashed across redsox.com to the effect of …

Depending on who you believe or what Twitter feeds you happen to follow, the Red Sox have officially entered fire sale mode. Things started innocently …

Last night’s game finally did it. It took what little faith I had left for 2012, that little part of me that kept pointing to …

For the rest of this season, the Boston Red Sox, to me, are Papi, Salty, Padilla and Clay. The rest of these classless, selfish losers …

The 2012 Red Sox will take their team photo this afternoon at Fenway Park. After last night’s loss and further evidence that the downward spiral …

Replace “Sweet Caroline” with Tom Waits’ “Earth Died Screaming.” Allow fans out of the Park during the seventh inning stretch so that they can slam …

Let’s face it, whether or not the Red Sox actually win tonight is largely irrelevant. While the math tells me we’re still alive, my gut …

I’ve given him a lot of crap over the years, but the CHB really nailed it: Once again, the Red Sox simply cannot just tell the …

Just when we thought we’d seen the last of Roger Clemens, word out of Texas is that the Rocket has joined the Sugar Land Skeeters …

Thank you.

Yesterday was my birthday. And I woke up determined to spend a good chunk of my time in a bathtub filled with gin and hookers, …

Thankfully I will be saved from witnessing another Red Sox disaster as I’m heading to Gillette to see Springsteen. Last night, I believe everyone in …