The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. Headwarmer: Hey, …
My next beer. My next prostate exam. The next “Adam Sandler” film. Re-reading my collection of Hardy Boys mysteries while being belted with a chain. …
Or maybe it’s together again? Not sure. All I know is that watching the Red Sox has become as much fun as punching myself in …
The 1992 Red Sox, widely documented here as the worst Red Sox team of my lifetime, were 61-72 on September 3, 1992. The 2012 Red …
So during last night’s 45th straight loss (at least it felt like it), NESN’s cameras caught Alfredo Aceves and The Elf engaged in a dugout …
There is absolutely nothing left for me in this 2012 season. No individual player milestones, no “moral victory” situations, no spoiler role, nothing. Just another …
Using scientific methods, including shouting lots of swear words loudly, Red and Denton attempt to determine if this 2012 Red Sox team is in fact …
Yeah, that’s me, always looking at the bright side of things. The night started out badly for Zach and only got worse. By the time …
Zach Stewart, the dude we got for Youkbacca, makes his Red Sox debut tonight against the Angels after toiling in Pawtucket for a bit. Will …
Just as I was putting the finishing touches on my Red Sox Bandwagon Re-entry application, I received a harsh reminder on the current contruction of …
For a while there, I was in with both feet. After The Trade, I started thinking about a “reverse 2011” in which the team tears …
At least there used to be. Back in the day – meaning when the “wait’ll next year” signs began showing up by June – the …
Anyone worried that Josh Beckett would be born again hard with the Dodgers and pitch 3,576 scoreless innings while winning the NL Cy Young and …
Most of Red Sox Nation has been begging all season for a sign that ownership still cares about winning baseball games. For too long, they …
Watching Adrian Gonzalez and Carl Crawford and John Lackey and Daisuke Matsuzaka shuffle into town and collect fat paychecks for delivering a fraction of what …
James Loney will be at first today against Kansas City. Felix Dubront is on the hill, Pedro Ciriaco’s leading off and Mauro Gomez will not …
Sup. It’s me. The nerd who dubbed you “Commander Kick Ass of the F$%k Yeah Brigade” during your second season with the Sox. Back then …
The stink of Josh Beckett is gone, the shifty, me-first A-Gon is also…gone, and one of the worst contracts in Red Sox history is gone. …
Gotta be honest: when I woke up this morning, I partly expected to see a front page headline splashed across redsox.com to the effect of …
Depending on who you believe or what Twitter feeds you happen to follow, the Red Sox have officially entered fire sale mode. Things started innocently …
Last night’s game finally did it. It took what little faith I had left for 2012, that little part of me that kept pointing to …
For the rest of this season, the Boston Red Sox, to me, are Papi, Salty, Padilla and Clay. The rest of these classless, selfish losers …
The 2012 Red Sox will take their team photo this afternoon at Fenway Park. After last night’s loss and further evidence that the downward spiral …
Replace “Sweet Caroline” with Tom Waits’ “Earth Died Screaming.” Allow fans out of the Park during the seventh inning stretch so that they can slam …
Let’s face it, whether or not the Red Sox actually win tonight is largely irrelevant. While the math tells me we’re still alive, my gut …
I’ve given him a lot of crap over the years, but the CHB really nailed it: Once again, the Red Sox simply cannot just tell the …
Just when we thought we’d seen the last of Roger Clemens, word out of Texas is that the Rocket has joined the Sugar Land Skeeters …
Yesterday was my birthday. And I woke up determined to spend a good chunk of my time in a bathtub filled with gin and hookers, …
Thankfully I will be saved from witnessing another Red Sox disaster as I’m heading to Gillette to see Springsteen. Last night, I believe everyone in …
Maybe it’s because we’re currently sitting 12.5 games beneath them in the standings. Or the fact that they are almost guaranteed a playoff spot while …
A couple months back, my mother sent me a bunch of my old Red Sox scorecards and yearbooks that she uncovered. Accordingly, to further underscore …
The Red Sox are literally spiraling into a pit of despair. The players hate the manager. The manager hates the owners. The field crew want …
Just when you think it can’t get any worse…it does. Adrian Gonzalez getting ejected last night was just another example of the childish, me-first attitude …
Last night was just another feather in the dunce cap for the 2012 Red Sox. As Red stated, winning that game as a tribute to …
