Tonight, we win this one for Sherman Hemsley. Write it down. A win. The man who portrayed George Jefferson is now truly movin’ on up. …

Line ’em up, boys. I have a funny feeling things aren’t going to get much better in August. Unless there’s some blockbuster trade in the …

After getting swept and dumped into last place by the previous last place team in the AL East, what are the chance we come out, …

It was harder for me to watch the Jon Lester press conference than it was to watch the game. Lester is one of those guys …

I’ll admit to getting all swept up in The Cody Ross Show last week. The walk-offs, the drama, the whole going 5-2 after the All …

I wish I could say someone hacked my WordPress account and posted those positive words the other day. But it was me, suckered back into …

“I suck. That is all.”

If you told me that glorious, bald bastard would hit another three-run home run tonight and magically propel us 9.5 games in the standings into …

This is the type of win that the Red Sox have had too few of this year. Cody Ross was having no part of a …

I usually don’t subscribe to the theory of “must-win games” until late September or October. But if there is such a thing in July, I think …

Despite the good fortune the Red Sox have fallen into in recent years, I find it too easy at times to revert back to The …

The last time the Red Sox finished a season under .500 was 1997. Their everyday line-up consisted of knockaround guys like Darren Bragg and Wil …

I’m sure after last night’s win people were all set to order their World Series tickets. Not so fast, Junior. In case you haven’t been …

Man, there are some great baseball GM stalking stories out there, like the time Ernest Borgnine followed Lou Gorman to a roast beef place in …

This one went according to script. Youkbacca returned, got a much-deserved standing O, and then went hit-shit crazy with a couple doubles and a single. …

I just can’t get used to the sight of Youkbacca in a White Sox uni. Seriously, it’s about as disorienting to me as seeing Dewey …

It’s good to have you back at Fenway, Kevin. F@#k you. Goes without sayin’ that I’m sorry we didn’t exactly hit it off. F@#k you. …

But is it good enough? We like to think that if the Sox just win each series, everything will be fine. But will it? With …

Look, although I sill refuse to give up on the “2012 World Champions” dream, my two feet are planted firmly in reality (albeit a reality …

Thanks to the much-missed Heidi Watney for providing the visual highlight of my Saturday evening. After the Sox lost a nut-cruncher to the Rays, I …

Two in a row against the Rays. Do we dare even think it? Are we witnessing the opening salvos in what could be a ten-game …

For the umpteenth time this season, we ask: is this the start of something? Franklin Morales pitched five shutout innings and Pedro Ciriaco had three …

I’m just a big fan of the film Blade Runner, see? This photo has nothing at all to do with how I envision the Red …

Since when is the All Star break four days? Just to check my failing memory, I looked at the scoreboard and sure enough, there were …

Verlander got rocked, the might mighty bats of the AL were shut out, and the world moved on. Today was just another day with no …

As I zone out in front of a Seinfeld rerun, as I am wont to do, I wonder about things. For instance, the woman above …

And yes, we are living on a prayer. A .500 record, last place in the East, and 9.5 games behind the Yankees. This has been the …

In a perfect world, here’s how tonight’s Sox-Yankees game goes: Jon Lester channels his bad-ass self from years past and shuts the Yanks down. Ortiz …

Yes, we are. You. Your mother. Your boss. The girl at the pizza shop you keep scamming on who won’t give you the time of …

Water seeks its level, and in the case of the 2012 Red Sox, that level is five-hundred. Dead even at 42-42 and relegated to the …

These games against the Yankees really do take years off my life. Well, that and my love of the demon alcohol. Last night, after Commander …

Even though I know this pic drives away the female readers, it’s become kind of a “thing.” Posting the pic that is…although take it as …

Somehow in my deep morose after the game yesterday I failed to mention David Ortiz’s 400th home run. I couldn’t be happier for the big …

No fireworks once again for the Red Sox. A Blue Jays win puts the Sox in a tie for last place once again. More beer. …

Sometimes the offense just isn’t there, and that’s when the pitchers have to slip into the big-boy pants and shut the other team down. Easier …