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  Remember when the Red Sox used to score runs? Those sure were some good times. And they seem to be gone for good. The Sox …

Man, if I had any Photoshop skills you’d be looking at Buchholz and Pedroia in the picture above. They combined forces and became a two …

Which player would you rather pay $15 million for? In 2013, Stephen Drew hit .253 with 13 home runs, 67 RBI and scored 57 runs. …

  Remember when Theo Epstein went out to Arizona to eat righteous republican turkey, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie with the Schillings? Remember the Pedro …

I guess I’m going to have to start following Jose Canseco on Twitter, it looks like it would provide an abundance of material. I first …

This isn’t exactly breaking news, but it’s worth a mention anyway. Bud Selig has finally announced his retirement, he will step down as Commissioner of …

  Before we talk about the game, please follow this link and click on the examples. This is the kind of shit the Red Sox …

That’s right, folks, I’m in. After months of resisting the allure of the 2013 Red Sox, I can resist no more. Why now, you ask? …

For anyone not paying attention to the 2013 Boston Red Sox, it’s time to start paying attention. Like Bigfoot, The Kinks’ “Low Budget” and those …

“Burksie here. And you know why I’m back. It’s because after just two measly losses, I hear some people talkin’ trash about the Sox. Castin’ …

Or at least please make us forget about the shit show that was last night’s loss to the Angels. I’m not asking for much. Just …

I stayed up to watch every bloody moment of that game, and when it was over, all I could think about was Josh Thole. Because …

And that was that. When Ortiz steps off the bench and starts servin’ fools with pinch-hit homers like it ain’t no thing, you know shit’s …

Earlier this morning, as I floated, pale and white, along some of Cape Cod’s finest waters, I found myself pondering a few questions. Like “Are …

Man, it’s tough watching Allen Webster pitch. Not because he gives out runs like Oprah gives out free cars. But because I feel so bad …

Cashman: Well, it’s all over the news. Headwarmer: Tell one of the biggest douches in baseball to “shut the f$%k up” and that’s gonna happen. …

While we’ve been drooling over Clay Buchholz’s numbers, fans in Detroit have been punch-drunk over the awesomely-named Max Scherzer, who is 10-0 to start the …

“As your doctor, it’s only fair to warn you that not only will this exam be highly invasive, I will be performing it with fake …

Among the great Red Sox Victories In Playoff Series We Eventually Lost, game six of the 1975 World Series perhaps stands tallest. And that makes …

So I asked for two wins and I got ’em. The first was a rain-interrupted make-up of a rain-interrupted game that the Sox took, 5-1. …

The only black spot on this effervescent (so far) Red Sox season has been that Jerry Remy hasn’t been around for a good chunk of …

Look, Red Sox. You know I’ll be there through the thick and the thin. But as a working stiff whose boss is always looking for …

I’m not entirely sure that Clay Buchholz’s hair isn’t an alien symbiote, kinda like Spider-Man’s black costume. But I do know this: every time the …

The recent news that the FBI and Homeland Security have been collecting phone records and monitoring our calls for years unleashed a shockwave of OUTRAGE …

Last time we played the Rangers, in May, they dropped us like a bad habit, sweeping the series and outscoring us 16-4 across three games. …

Quick: Pick the guy you expected to be leading the Sox in home runs two months into the season. Maybe Napoli? Or Middlebrooks? Or, be …

Last night, the Red Sox tightened their grip on first place in the East with a rain-shortened, 3-0 win over the Yanks. Yes, as I …

This is an EXCITING TIME to be a fan of excitement, because tonight’s Red Sox-Yankees game promises to be full of it. For one thing, …

Yesterday may have been the KING OF DAYS. We had a new season of Arrested Development, a Sunday-before-a-holiday to encourage binge drinking, and a Red …

First of all, I know you’re doing great things in your current role. With last night’s one-hit performance over the cursed Blue Jays you have …

C’mon, admit it. Ever since the Sox took off out of the gate like a rocket’s red glare, you were thinking of last weekend’s series …

Nothing worse than an off-day just when your team is tearing things up. So I’m glad to see the Sox back in action tonight, looking …

In the off-season, I picked John Lackey to be the surprise of the 2013 season. I figured this would be the year we finally understood …

Sox win, Sox win. And we take the series with Oakland. Now we have the best record in the American League… which we’ll keep for …

I really don’t want to waste any more time discussing last night’s abomination. You can peruse the comments section or some of my tweets, presented …