And Starring Mike Napoli as Adrian Gonzalez
When Adrian G was still with the Padres and earning the title of “most coveted player in Boston history,” all we’d hear about was how …
When Adrian G was still with the Padres and earning the title of “most coveted player in Boston history,” all we’d hear about was how …
In the face of yesterday’s pomp and circumstance — which included a pre-game ceremony for the ages, a Big Papi F-bomb, a spirited National Anthem …
I’m tired of talking about bombs and injuries and manhunts and lockdowns and Chechnya. Right now, I just want to talk baseball. Because what this …
Look around, kids, because this is–hopefully–the closest this city will ever become to looking like a scene out of The Omega Man. Empty streets, empty …
I checked out after Monday’s horrific events, locking myself up in a dark room with booze, roast beef sandwiches and imaginary sorority girls. The I …
Look, I know you’ve got things like “jobs” and “lives” and “community service” to keep you busy this morning. But the Red Sox need you, …
April in New England means rain. At least the Red Sox didn’t wait until the stadium was filling up on $12 beers before calling …
Hey SG ladies. Seventies Jim here to give you my 2013 preview. And, as always, to let you enjoy the bulges in my polyester …
Watching Pedro lounge on a mattress while the Jordan’s furniture guy creeps about in the background, I got to thinking about some of my personal …
God knows that in my personal and professional life, I’ve mastered the fine art of under-promising and over-delivering. And it’s gotten me pretty far, as …
My Dad’s been gone for almost seven years now. And Christ knows that in that stretch, there’ve been more than a few times that I …
I originally wanted to title this post “Today Mike Napoli will get his groove back and hit three home runs” but then I thought about …
This one’s on me, folks. You all know how much I wanted Lackey to go out there and shut the Jays down good and take …
I’ve hardly been a one-man member of the John Lackey Appreciation Society, but I do feel for the guy and what he’s been through in …
John Lackey and Jonny Gomes were guests on MLB TV’s Intentional Talk this afternoon, with Gomes re-affirming his role as The Guy Whose Soundbytes We …
Another Red Sox Opening Day is upon us and, holy shitnips, it’s the tenth motherflippin’ Opening Day since we started this weird-ass blog. But unlike …
Apparently concerned that the “Will Jackie Bradley Jr. hit forty home runs and gain the ability to bend precious metals with his mind” drama might …