Look here, land dwellers. The guy’s finally seeing some big league action. Think he’s gonna just sit back and let Doc Halladay mow down his …

Are there two worse representatives for a state than George W. and the Rocket? Check out the video and just try to imagine these guys …

::Looks around::::Shuts off phone::::Locks door::::Checks outside window::::Locks window::::Closes blinds::::Draws shades::::Double locks door::::Turns off lights::::Opens basement door::::Heads down stairs::::Turns off light::::Opens door to secret “sub-basement”::::Gets in, …

And the Roger Clemens saga continues. The Rocket – and won’t that nickname take on a different meaning now – has been linked to country-star-turned-train-wreck …

Folks, you’ve been forced to endure NESN’s “The Adventures of Ellsbury ‘n’ Elf” here at SurvivingGrady.com for some time now. But did you ever wonder …

Okay, so the guy I mocked in the previous post turned in a complete game gem, shutting us down like a rusty old lamp and …

When your losing streak hits four games, when you find yourselves on the business-end of two back-to-back bitch-slappings by the perennial AL East cellar dwellers, …

You had to know this was coming. Too many runners stranded – His Papiness a brutal 0-6 with three LOB’s. From the mound, too many …

Tonight we get exactly what we need: Tim Wakefield pitching at the Trop against the artists formerly known as the Devil Rays. Unless the flu …

Yeah, the bullpen took what could have been Justin Masterson’s first big-league win and promptly flushed it down the Beemis. But that doesn’t mean we …

Justin Masterson gets the call for today’s series finale against the Angels, as pretty much every other available pitcher on the team is down and …

The latest player to fall victim to the clubhouse flu is Daisuke “He Who I Just Can’t Bring Myself to Call Dice-K” Matsuzaka. So tonight, …

As savvy readers of this here blog will recall, it was a dark day for me when the Mouth of Truth was dispatched by NESN …

It’s almost hard to believe that there was a time in my life when I expected the Red Sox to find bold new ways to …

Ahhh, to be a Yankees fan. Basking in the glory of 26 rings, sweet memories of Don Mattingly and the House that Ruth Built. Except …

If there’s one team we’ve become pretty handy at mopping up the floor with, a team whose playoff dreams we’ve shattered into a million tiny …

The Celtics will sweep round one of the playoffs, winning each game by 20+ points. Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot. Brian Cashman will be looked …

Ladies and gents, I have a confession. Yesterday afternoon, for the first time in a long time, I took the name of Manny in vain. …

Former Red Sox catcher John Marzano passed away yesterday in his South Philadelphia home. Police were called to break down the door, and found Marzano …

Maybe now the insanity will end. Maybe now we can settle down and watch the Red Sox do what they do without the constant “what’s …

The world lost another rock-and-roll great yesterday. Dan Federici, longtime organ (and accordian) player for the E Street Band, passed away after a three year …

Last night, when it became apparent that Josh Beckett was like the 400-pound gorilla they simply weren’t going to knock off the bicycle, the Yankees …

You know what’s even cooler than watching Manny swat home runs as casually as the average man pours a bowl of Cookie Crisp? It’s watching …

Even Joel Sherman thinks the rivalry is dead. I think it’s just sleeping. It will wake up. Always does.

… sooner or later, everyone takes a beating. And that was one ugly, ugly beating, low-lighted by some ass-tearingly bad pitching. Buchholz was dismal, giving …

Wang versus Buchholz sounds like the title of some bad 70s porn movie. The type that involves at least one line of dialogue like, “Hey, …

Red: If you’re talking the single most bizarre moment in any Red Sox game, let alone a Sox-Yankees mash-up, it has to be that bit …

I think I’ve reached the point where I enjoy seeing the Red Sox beat the Cleveland Indians even more than seeing them beat the Yankees. …

At least we hope to, as Wakefield takes on Paul Byrd, a guy who looks oddly enough like the dude who works in your office …

It’s sometimes creepy to think that if the Sox had landed Mike Mussina back in the day, we might have never signed Manny Ramirez. So …

The last time the Sox were here, the Injuns tried to throw Commander Kick Ass off his game by using the old “Hey, here’s that …

Where do I begin? Phillip Hughes took 65 pitches to get out of the second inning while spotting the Sox six runs. For those of …

Cashman: They’re a good team, those Red Sox. I have to give them that. Headwarmer: You pitched to Manny with first base open, didn’t you? …

For those of you keeping score, last week, a Sox-loving construction worker confessed to burying an Ortiz jersey in the new Yankee Stadium. According to …

Well, Red Sox Nation got exactly the start they needed from Mr. Buchholz, unfortunately the Yankees got the start of a lifetime out of Chien-Ming …