Are the Yankees Done?
As long as I can remember, counting the Yankees out before the All-Star break has been like thinking you can take home the totally smokin’ …
Hey Alright! If I Get By… It’s Mine!
In yesterday’s comments, lynnrice75 suggests that when A-Rod steps to the plate this weekend, the Fenway sound guys should cue up the clip from Finding …
Can’t Say We Didn’t Have Our Chances…
And it was all there — right there! — in the seventh inning, all wrapped up like a neat stack of meat sticks and ready …
Just Another Day at the Office. The Office of Totally F–king Awesome!
And this is how it is these days, people. Our boys have it down like flipping a switch. Beckett steps off the DL and back …
Josh Beckett Will Now Resume Ass-Kicking and Other Duties As Assigned
Weep, Cleveland! Get down on your pointed knees and weep for the hurting this man called Beckett shall levy upon you. Because your tears are …
Nothin’ But Happy
Ever get the feeling that things are going too good for us? That the AL East race is ending before the All Star ballots have …
Requiem for a Dirt Dog
Trot’s back in town tonight, so we serve up some of the many reasons we loved the guy (as originally appeared in previous posts and …
Let Me Roll It
It wouldn’t be a Julian Tavarez start without a Julian Tavarez moment. And during yesterday’s win against Texas, closing out a three-game sweep and sending …
Ladies, Your Lunch Date is Here
Remember the feeling when Pedro Martinez was pitching? Man, that was like a goddam holiday in my house. I’d organize all the drinks, the meats, …
Everybody Loves a Winner
These days are good, they are. We get to watch the Yanks fold up like a paper tiger while the Red Sox continue to decimate …
These Games Matter, Right?
I don’t know what it is, but I can’t get fired up for this weekend series with Texas. We’ve got Dice-K, Wake and Tavarez – …
All Hands on the Bad One
Battling something of a headcold this morning — the Danes call it a hangover — so I’ll be quick and to the point: I’m totally …
Through the Looking Glass
So who the hell wants to win every game, anyway? The important things are we didn’t get swept, Manny continued to hit the ball well, …
Is There Anything They Don’t Sell?
Red Sox – Yankees Toss Across? Un-effing-believable. First of all, who even plays Toss Across? I thought it went out with Creepy Crawlers and headbands. …
No Sweep For You!
A couple of thoughts on last night’s victory over the Yanks. — I believe in the Curse of Moose, which dictates that the Yankees doomed …
Peter Gammons Reminds Us That It’s Only One Game
Bitches, listen. Did you really think it was over? Were you so foolhardy that you stocked up on Cristal and typed up invites to your …
Jerry Remy Will Now Air-Guitar the Yankees into Submission
This clip has been all around one end of the Net and back up the other. But the first time I saw it, I determined …
Julian Tavarez: Patron Saint of Quality Footwear
Yeah, sure, the Sox dove headlong into the crap parade that is interleague play this weekend, taking two of three from the Braves while simultaneously …
Feast or Famine
How many times has it happened this way? The bats explode – even Wily Mo getting in on the fun – and the Sox hand …
The Rain Can’t Wash Away a 10-Game Lead
Ahhh, I love the smell of first place in the morning. Even when he Sox are rained out, they gain ground, thanks to my new …
Is This A Message From The Baseball Gods?
Remember that scene in History of the World: Part I where Moses brings down the commandments? Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto …
Whatever It Is…
Everybody remembers Grill-Gate, right? Just Manny being Manny. But what are other players selling on eBay? Surviving Grady knows… Dustin Pedroia: Be the proud owner …
I don’t think the heavy stuff’s gonna come for quite some time…
It looks like this crap is actually gonna move out and let the boys play tonight. I wonder what goes on with the players while …
Tonight We’ll Need…
I really wish Julian would consider changing the spelling of his last name. Imagine being able to put pictures up of these dudes every five …
Might As Well Face It, You’re Addicted To…Sox
You can’t ask for much more out of a team than what you witnessed last night. You get a complete game 6-hitter from your third …
Master of My Domain
I’m not sure what else there is to say about yesterday’s come-from-behind win that hasn’t been said. The bottom line: Sam Perlozzo crapped himself at …
Red’s Gone, But We Do Have a Display of a Local Gopher…
First of all, can I just say that the dude in the commercial pictured above — which is in heavy rotation during Sox games on …
Confessions of a Sore Loser
I hate losing. I don’t care if it’s a Superbowl bet or a game of Crazy 8’s with my 4-year-old niece. I just don’t like …
High Off Their Sweep in Toronto, Several Red Sox Players Write Their Mothers
Hey mom. Did you happen to see last night’s game? What about Tuesday night’s game? Guess who hit a three run homer? I’ll give you …
And The Angels Had Guitars Even Before They Had Wings
And Tim Wakefield has been kicking ass in a Red Sox uni since the likes of Beckett and Papelbon were counting hairs on their chests …
Sox Give ‘Em Heck, Chuck Heston-in-Omega-Man Style
See, this is what you have to do to your opponents when they’re on the ropes. Crush. Maim. Taunt. Slap them around like raw steaks …
Daisuke Matsuzaka is Automatic for the People
A wise man once said, “I have a feeling that Daisuke Matsuzaka and the Red Sox are gonna stomp all over the Toronto Blue Jays.” …
Good Things Come In Small Packages
Dustin Pedroia’s player card lists him at 5’9″ and 180 pounds. If I had to put money on it, I’d say he’d have a tough …
It’s Beckett Time!
20 wins, 10 losses. Is there anybody out there, even the most Sox-crazed, optimistic fan that though the home team would be 20 and 10 …