I’m old enough to have Red Sox angst in my DNA. I try to suppress it, but it’s there. In the blood. Keeping me grounded …

We are on the precipice of another Red Sox World Series win. Or a trip back to Boston for game six. Either way, here’s a puppet.

For years, my automatic response whenever a Red Sox game went to shit was to pick up the nearest chair and toss it into the …

Let’s get one thing straight right off the bat: I love the ladies. Hell, there’s nothing I love more than grabbing a couple six packs …

After Nathan Eovaldi’s gutsy performance in game three of the World Series, the man deserves praise. From a puppet.

Look, I’ll come right out and say it: I have no goddamn idea how I’m supposed to feel as the Red Sox head to Los …

How did Alex Cora know that Eduardo Nunez was going to pinch hit a three-tun homer? Easy. Time travel.

Savvy readers of this blog (yes, all eight of you) have heard this rant before. That Alex Cora didn’t just fall off the turnip truck …

I was a young shaver when the Red Sox played game seven of the 1986 World Series. When Marty Barrett struck out to end it, …

Hello. Hi. My name’s Red. Take a seat. Grab a beer. Because I’ve got something important to tell you. Ready? Okay, here it is: Baseball …

The 2018 Red Sox begin another ALCS run this weekend, for the first time since that blessed 2013 season. So what better time to get …

Roughly 24 hours after a 16-1 spanking of the Yankees lulled me into a false sense of security, the Red Sox were back in “ALL …

Look, there’s only so much that we as fans can do as the Red Sox gear up for game three of the ALDS in the …

Alright, I’ll admit that I bought into the David Price, Game Two Starter hype. Figured the guy’s gotta be looking to make a statement, to …

Watching game two of the ALDS was a painful experience, with David Price knocked out early and most of the Red Sox bats locked in …

Watching game one of the ALDS last night, I felt oddly calm and collected as the Red Sox cruised to an early 3-0 lead. Two …

I’m going to be honest: the last time the Yankees were a blip on my radar was the 2004 ALCS. Once we shook that monkey …

Today marks the last game of the 2018 regular season. And while it would be nice to see the Red Sox go out on a …

I remember Don Orsillo’s first game as permanent Red Sox commentator for NESN. It was April 4, 2001, and Hideo Nomo threw a no-hitter. I …

If you handed someone sitting in the Fenway Monster Seats a bucket of baseballs to chuck at runners moving around the infield bases, you could …

I’m gonna go ahead and bet that when the MLB schedule makers were putting this season together, they very likely had this weekend earmarked from …

I’ll come right out and say it: I’m pale as fuck. Boston Irish. Red hair. Skin so white it’s almost translucent. I’m the kid whose …

Look, after clinching the division and winning their 104th game last night, I would have forgiven the Red Sox for rolling out a line-up against …

The Red Sox won the AL East last night, and I was so caught up in a Devil Dogs- and whiskey-induced stupor I almost forgot …

“We will never stop avenging 2003!”

This was supposed to be the night the Sox clinched the AL East. And not just closing out the division, but doing it on Yankees …

Last night’s Red Sox/White Sox game was a stark reminder that the time has come for robot umpires. Don’t get me wrong; Eovaldi and Thornburg …

“Chris Sale’s back and you’re fucked… SING IT”

The Red Sox have won 101 games. That’s the most games they’ve won since 1946 and they will very likely surpass the record of 105 …

Actually, the Red Sox don’t have 99 problems. They may only just have a couple. One of them is Chris Sale’s arm, which should be …

Look, Alex Cora didn’t just fall off the turnip truck and end up on Lansdowne. The man won a World Series with the Red Sox …

If you look back on past Red Sox championship seasons, you can pinpoint the precise moment when you realized we were dealing with some sort …

Puppet Red isn’t worried. Why should you be?

Open your windows. Better yet, go outside. Let that 100 degree Boston sun hit your face. Suck in all that fresh air. Drop to the …

If you have any grounding in the classics, you know the hero has to take a few lumps before ultimate triumph. Batman has to lose …