The Boston Red Sox were eliminated from the postseason last night. This is never a good time; in fact, for some Sox fans it can …

Last night, while all of Boston was glued to their TVs or phones or listening devices or ham radios to soak in the Patriots, Red …

Last night, as I was climbing into increasingly deeper cups of alcohol, watching the Red Sox blow a lead to the lowly Angels, one of …

There comes a time in every baseball season when a team has to show if it is, in fact, a contender or just taking up …

Today, right now, at this very moment as you read this, Xander Bogaerts is the best shortstop in the American League. I won’t debate this …

I’ll come right out and say it: I’m not a hockey fan. I’ve followed the Bruins from a safe distance and could barely tell you …

I know I haven’t really been blogging much these days. I blame it on a couple of things: my covert work with the government which …

When the Baseball Gods decide to kick you in the nuts, they usually do a pretty good job of it. Case in point: the Red …

I first wrote this blog post in 2011, roughly five years after my dad passed. Right up until the day he died, Opening Day was …

Two things should be fairly obvious to even casual readers of this blog. First, I’m a bit of a drunk. Second, I love me some …

No need to get into a lot of detail about last night’s Red Sox game. Another shit start, this time from E-Rod, and a late-inning …

Last week, I was living the life of a quiet, undistinguished Boston gentleman. I woke up at the same time each morning for a vigorous …

The late 90s were not a good time to be a Red Sox fan, unless you happened to enjoy teams that regularly ripped your heart …

The life of a professional knuckleballer is tough. You’re considered an oddity in the Brotherhood of Pitchers, which is an actual thing requiring annual membership …

Underneath the harsh, alcohol-soaked exteriors, Denton and I are a couple of true romantics. We are also pretty fucking tight with a dime. Therefore, we …

Look, I’ve been away for a while on my winter sabbatical and there’s a lot of things to talk about. But rather than rattle on …

One of the advantages of living within a 15 minute drive (or one-hour drunken stumble) of Fenway Park is the ability to bask in its …

Besides knocking down a tree and dragging it into your house and “seasonal” rates from the local escorts, the best part of Christmas is the …

Thanksgiving is bullshit. If you want to be truly thankful for something, celebrate Steve Pearce and his new contract with the Red Sox.

After One Beer: Well, let’s look at this pragmatically. [Removes pipe from mouth, adjusts tie] Closers, as any student of “The Game” will tell you, …

Look, I love me some Steve Pearce home runs and Joe Kelly losing his shit after striking out the side and Benintendi making highlight reel …

I’m old enough to have Red Sox angst in my DNA. I try to suppress it, but it’s there. In the blood. Keeping me grounded …

We are on the precipice of another Red Sox World Series win. Or a trip back to Boston for game six. Either way, here’s a puppet.

For years, my automatic response whenever a Red Sox game went to shit was to pick up the nearest chair and toss it into the …

Let’s get one thing straight right off the bat: I love the ladies. Hell, there’s nothing I love more than grabbing a couple six packs …

After Nathan Eovaldi’s gutsy performance in game three of the World Series, the man deserves praise. From a puppet.

Look, I’ll come right out and say it: I have no goddamn idea how I’m supposed to feel as the Red Sox head to Los …

How did Alex Cora know that Eduardo Nunez was going to pinch hit a three-tun homer? Easy. Time travel.

Savvy readers of this blog (yes, all eight of you) have heard this rant before. That Alex Cora didn’t just fall off the turnip truck …

I was a young shaver when the Red Sox played game seven of the 1986 World Series. When Marty Barrett struck out to end it, …

Hello. Hi. My name’s Red. Take a seat. Grab a beer. Because I’ve got something important to tell you. Ready? Okay, here it is: Baseball …

The 2018 Red Sox begin another ALCS run this weekend, for the first time since that blessed 2013 season. So what better time to get …

Roughly 24 hours after a 16-1 spanking of the Yankees lulled me into a false sense of security, the Red Sox were back in “ALL …

Look, there’s only so much that we as fans can do as the Red Sox gear up for game three of the ALDS in the …

Alright, I’ll admit that I bought into the David Price, Game Two Starter hype. Figured the guy’s gotta be looking to make a statement, to …