Red Sox Get Their Balls Kicked Off, Handed Back to Them, and Kicked Off Again
It’s pretty to obvious to anyone watching the 2020 Red Sox that the team has either opted to tank for the sake of better draft …
It’s pretty to obvious to anyone watching the 2020 Red Sox that the team has either opted to tank for the sake of better draft …
I’ve been pretty upfront about not considering the 2020 MLB season an “official” thing. I don’t care if we actually end up getting through the …
So it wasn’t exactly the sort of 2020 Opening Day we were envisioning when the 2019 season ended. Hell, it might not have been the …
Today is the first day of what we will call the 2020 MLB semi-season, which the Red Sox will open tomorrow night. And even though …
First I heard that Mookie Betts, one-time future face of the Boston Red Sox franchise, was signing a big-ass contract with the Dodgers. Then I …
Red Sox baseball is coming back. And no matter how awkward and abbreviated the 2020 MLB season may be, it’s time to finally pull away …
Dear Red Sox: Over the past several years, depending on my level of drinking, I’ve offered your organization some fairly insane ideas for making the …
Damn right I’m biased. About as biased as they come. But if the memory of 120 pound Pedro Martinez manhandling noted protein shake-quaffers Sammy Sosa …
So as we trudge further into the fake 2020 MLB season, it only seems fitting that Fenway Park is testing fake crowd noises for those …
Verified Good Guy Tim Wakefield had 17 wins in 2007, but he also had recurring shoulder issues that plagued him through the later half of …
Look, it’s been a while since we saw brand new Red Sox baseball on our TVs. And as much as I enjoy reliving game 4 …
It may be hard to believe, but there was a time when our hatred of the Rays (or the Devil Rays or the Florida CPAs …
If you’re like me, you do two things with great precision: drink and attend Red Sox games. Lately, we haven’t had a lot of the …
Lack of baseball has certainly taken its toll on me. Since what-should-have-been-Opening-Day has come and gone, I find myself carving pineapples into the shape of …
The lack of baseball — specifically Red Sox baseball — is starting to take its toll on Puppet Red. And he speaks for all of …
Underneath the harsh, alcohol-soaked exteriors, Denton and I are a couple of true romantics. We are also pretty fucking tight with a dime. Therefore, we …
As we can all attest, the past week has been one of the strangest in Red Sox history, second only perhaps to that time Joe …
At one of the first Red Sox Winter Weekends a few years back, I stumbled into a panel discussion with “up and coming” prospects. Mookie …
Being a Red Sox manager is officially the most thankless job in the universe, second only perhaps to the guy who has to fit Steve …
As you know, the Red Sox are currently in the market for a new manager. And the names being batted around include Mike Lowell, “Sneaky” …
So MLB has decided to investigate the Boston Red Sox for alleged cheating during their epic 2018 run. To that I say, “what in the …
Puppet Red just tellin’ Red Sox Management what they gotta do, holiday-style.
When you come to my house for Thanksgiving, there are a few things you have to just accept. First, you’ll be sipping cider from my …
When Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS began, I was in New Jersey on business. I sat in a crowded hotel bar with my boss, …
Six years ago tonight, David Ortiz did the unthinkable. Already a deity in Boston for pulling us up by our bootstraps during the 2004 post-season, …
Took a lot of thinking, but I’m comfortable with these picks.
The Boston Red Sox were eliminated from the postseason last night. This is never a good time; in fact, for some Sox fans it can …
Last night, while all of Boston was glued to their TVs or phones or listening devices or ham radios to soak in the Patriots, Red …
Last night, as I was climbing into increasingly deeper cups of alcohol, watching the Red Sox blow a lead to the lowly Angels, one of …
There comes a time in every baseball season when a team has to show if it is, in fact, a contender or just taking up …
Today, right now, at this very moment as you read this, Xander Bogaerts is the best shortstop in the American League. I won’t debate this …
I’ll come right out and say it: I’m not a hockey fan. I’ve followed the Bruins from a safe distance and could barely tell you …
I know I haven’t really been blogging much these days. I blame it on a couple of things: my covert work with the government which …
When the Baseball Gods decide to kick you in the nuts, they usually do a pretty good job of it. Case in point: the Red …