As I’ve documented far too many times in these lackluster pages, Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS took years off my life, positioning me squarely …

Today marks the 17 year anniversary of the craziest thing I’ve ever seen during a Red Sox game. I still wake up some mornings and …

Used to be that when shit got real or real bad, a trip to Fenway Park made everything better. But now… I can’t even do …

The 2020 Red Sox season is officially circling the bowl. We’re just a dozen games from the final flush and with the Celtics in the …

Red Sox highlights have been in pretty short supply in 2020 There’s just not a lot of good you can squeeze from the second-worst record …

The Red Sox won last night’s game with a walk-off, which is good. Not so good was after the game, when Rafael Devers and a …

You may look at the Red Sox’ current situation and say that they are a team in full free-fall, their brightest star traded away to …

So the Red Sox dropped their fifth straight game last night, losing to the Yankees after an embarrassing sweep by the Rays, a team that …

It’s pretty to obvious to anyone watching the 2020 Red Sox that the team has either opted to tank for the sake of better draft …

I’ve been pretty upfront about not considering the 2020 MLB season an “official” thing. I don’t care if we actually end up getting through the …

So it wasn’t exactly the sort of 2020 Opening Day we were envisioning when the 2019 season ended. Hell, it might not have been the …

Today is the first day of what we will call the 2020 MLB semi-season, which the Red Sox will open tomorrow night. And even though …

First I heard that Mookie Betts, one-time future face of the Boston Red Sox franchise, was signing a big-ass contract with the Dodgers. Then I …

Red Sox baseball is coming back. And no matter how awkward and abbreviated the 2020 MLB season may be, it’s time to finally pull away …

Dear Red Sox: Over the past several years, depending on my level of drinking, I’ve offered your organization some fairly insane ideas for making the …

Damn right I’m biased. About as biased as they come. But if the memory of 120 pound Pedro Martinez manhandling noted protein shake-quaffers Sammy Sosa …

So as we trudge further into the fake 2020 MLB season, it only seems fitting that Fenway Park is testing fake crowd noises for those …

Verified Good Guy Tim Wakefield had 17 wins in 2007, but he also had recurring shoulder issues that plagued him through the later half of …

Look, it’s been a while since we saw brand new Red Sox baseball on our TVs. And as much as I enjoy reliving game 4 …

It may be hard to believe, but there was a time when our hatred of the Rays (or the Devil Rays or the Florida CPAs …

If you’re like me, you do two things with great precision: drink and attend Red Sox games. Lately, we haven’t had a lot of the …

Lack of baseball has certainly taken its toll on me. Since what-should-have-been-Opening-Day has come and gone, I find myself carving pineapples into the shape of …

The lack of baseball — specifically Red Sox baseball — is starting to take its toll on Puppet Red. And he speaks for all of …

Trust me on this.

Underneath the harsh, alcohol-soaked exteriors, Denton and I are a couple of true romantics. We are also pretty fucking tight with a dime. Therefore, we …

As we can all attest, the past week has been one of the strangest in Red Sox history, second only perhaps to that time Joe …

At one of the first Red Sox Winter Weekends a few years back, I stumbled into a panel discussion with “up and coming” prospects. Mookie …

Being a Red Sox manager is officially the most thankless job in the universe, second only perhaps to the guy who has to fit Steve …

As you know, the Red Sox are currently in the market for a new manager. And the names being batted around include Mike Lowell, “Sneaky” …

So MLB has decided to investigate the Boston Red Sox for alleged cheating during their epic 2018 run. To that I say, “what in the …

Puppet Red just tellin’ Red Sox Management what they gotta do, holiday-style.

When you come to my house for Thanksgiving, there are a few things you have to just accept. First, you’ll be sipping cider from my …

When Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS began, I was in New Jersey on business. I sat in a crowded hotel bar with my boss, …

Six years ago tonight, David Ortiz did the unthinkable. Already a deity in Boston for pulling us up by our bootstraps during the 2004 post-season, …

Took a lot of thinking, but I’m comfortable with these picks.