First I heard that Mookie Betts, one-time future face of the Boston Red Sox franchise, was signing a big-ass contract with the Dodgers. Then I started drinking. Then I started sifting through some old Mookie Memories. Then I put on the yacht rock, and it was all downhill. Started fucking around with iMovie and look what happened. This insane creation that will either bring you to tears or invite a lawsuit from MLB and/or the Lawrence Welk estate.
Either way, I hope you enjoy it.
