Just Give Chris Sale the Cy Young and Jackie Bradley Jr the Gold Glove Right Now
I know that at times I can be given to hyperbole when it comes to the Red Sox (most notable when I predicted that Ramon …
I Watched the Red Sox and Yankees Play 16 Innings and All I Got Was an Ass Cramp
Let me start off by saying that there is never a bad time to be at Fenway Park. In fact, if I could pick any …
Another Yankees Closer Meltdown at Fenway
There was a time when the Yankees bringing in their closer to secure a win over the Red Sox was a done deal. Like, we …
Puppet Red’s Final Farewell to Pablo Sandoval
Felt has feelings, too. And likes to express those feelings.
The Final Belt Snaps: Red Sox DFA Pablo Sandoval
In my lifetime, the Red Sox have made some very good signings. Manny Ramirez, Josh Beckett, Pedro Martinez, Chris Sale… all of them paying significant …
Dustin Pedroia: King of a Team of Young, Handsome Men
We talk a lot about that seemingly flawless Red Sox outfield and the young blood on this team. We talk about Benintendi’s HAIR OF THE …
Here’s the Single Highlight of Allen Craig’s Red Sox Career
You’d be forgiven for mistaking The Red Sox’ AAA team in Pawtucket for the Billionaire’s Club. Over the past 10 to 12 months, the PawSox …
Mookie Betts Hits Home Run, Does Backpack Kid Dance, Owns Boston
I hate to break this to every other team in the bigs, but if you’re trying to stop a Red Sox team that includes Mookie …
Hanley Ramirez Never Met a Camera He Didn’t Like
The thought of Hanley Ramirez heating up as July and August roll around is certainly tantalizing. But the thought of his caught-on-camera antics stepping up …
John Farrell Goes Nuts, Internet Approves
Maybe it’s the 34 beers talking, but last night’s Red Sox game was something of a snoozer. One of those “the offense ain’t having it …
The Only Sad Thing About David Ortiz’s Number Retirement Celebration Was That He Didn’t Un-Retire
Look, I’ve said pretty much everything I can ever say about David Ortiz, his retirement, and how after he’s gone, nothing in Boston will ever …
Guy Whose Belt Broke When He Swung a Bat Possibly Gone From Sox
The Red Sox today announced that Pablo Sandoval would be heading to the DL with an inner ear infection. What’s interesting is that this move …
Ya Got Mookied
It’s Saturday and we’re all a bit hungover so I’ll keep this as simple as possible: last night, the Red Sox showed up in Houston …
The Moment Chris Sale Gave Us All a Heart Attack
Remember whenever David Ortiz would lumber around first and start hauling ass to second base as the outfielder collected the ball? Remember the fear that …
The Greatest Red Sox Outfield Ever?
It may seem sacrilegeous to place any Red Sox outfield that doesn’t include Ted, Yaz, Rice, Lynn or Butch Huskey above all others, but what’s …
Benintendi Delivers Happy Ending
Full disclosure: when I saw the Red Sox locking horns with the lowly Phillies for four days, I automatically put them all down as wins. …
Happy JBJ Day
We’ve long spoken of Jackie Bradley Jr as one of the nicest guys in baseball. Last night, he was one of the most clutch. On …
Even When the Red Sox Lose, We Win
We’re all about good deeds here at SG headquarters. In fact, just yesterday, Denton gave half his donut to a less fortunate person. Never mind …
Johnson Rocks, Guerin Soaked, Red Sox Streak
The Red Sox have spent roughly 80 billion dollars on pitching this year, yet one of the most thrilling and gutsy performances of the season …
Xander Getting the Silent Treatment from his Teammates is a Thing of Beauty
One of the things I get tired of hearing about is the lack of home runs from Xander Bogaerts. Hell, I love the long ball …
Red Sox Flip Switch, Score 1000 Runs in Three Games
Alright, it wasn’t 1000 runs, but it’s time to give this Red Sox team props. After spending most of the spring looking (and playing) like …
Chris Sale Addresses His Teammates While Holding a Flamethrower in a Totally Non-Threatening Manner
Good morning, fellow players. You may be wondering why I called this clubhouse meeting so early on a Sunday morning. You may further be wondering …
Who Will Save You, Baltimore, from the Vengeance of Pedroia?
Across Red Sox Nation, the Orioles have already pretty much supplanted the Yankees, Creed and the Illinois Nazi Party as the most hated group ever. …
Four Years Later, David Ortiz’s Words Still Uplift Us
We will never, ever forget the many times David Ortiz pulled our asses out of the fire with a timely home run. But his lasting …
Kid Caught Swearing at Celtics Game is My Spirit Animal
Welcome to Boston Sports fandom, kid. It gets better.
Hanley Ramirez’s Interviewbombing Skills Already in Midseason Form
Can’t say the guy doesn’t put in the hours.
The 10 Best Red Sox Sports Illustrated Covers, Ever
I picked up the latest SI, which features the Red Sox’ 2017 starting outfield on the cover. And as I donned the protective suit to …
Holy Shit, Manny Delcarmen’s Back
A buddy of mine who’s down at Red Sox spring training sent me a text a couple days ago that read, “just saw Manny Delcarmen …
David Price to Start the 2017 Season on the Disabled List
The last time David Price pitched a game for the Boston Red Sox was game two of the Cleveland/Boston mash-up in the 2016 ALDS. I …
Things I’ve Said Before Red Sox Spring Trainings: A Brief History of Delusion
I’m the first to admit that days wrapped in sweaters, shotgunning winter ales and staring longingly at catalogs of good longboard brands can make a …
Patriots Super Bowl Win Gives Way to Red Sox Truck Day in the Never-Ending Circle of Awesome
In a span of roughly 12 hours, the people of Boston will have seen the Patriots execute the single greatest comeback in Super Bowl history, …
Merry Christmas, Phillies, You’re Getting Clay Buchholz
It’s been a long, strange trip for Clay Buchholz. He was the Next Big Thing when he no-hit the Orioles in just his second major …
Every Rankin/Bass Christmas Special, as Ranked By a Functioning Alcoholic
Besides knocking down a tree and dragging it into your house and “seasonal” rates from the local escorts, the best part of Christmas is the …
Dombrowski Ain’t F#$king Around: Sox Sign Sale, Thornburg, Moreland
Apparently getting swept by Teets Francona in the ALDS crushed Dave Dombrowski’s spirits as much as it did ours. Because the man done went and …
Among the Things I’m Thankful For…
…this will always rank in the top five: