The story that the Red Sox “put a tail” on Carl Crawford before they made him an offer has been out there for a few …

Since he landed with the club in 2004, Terry Francona has been like our own, personal Captain Picard, taking us boldly where no Red Sox …

Not only do we already have Heidi on the case at spring training, but look who’ll soon be joining her. Oh, we’re looking forward to …

No, silly, I’m not talking about Lindsay Lohan. I’m talking about making 2011 the year of the Sox addict. Granted, we will never experience the …

I’m so busy with my full-time gig, gambling addiction, freelance work for the CIA, efforts to legalize kangaroo prostitution and finishing my book, Gary Kroeger: …

It’s been far too long since we’ve had any kind of Steinbrenner uprising. But finally, after grossly overpaying for another three years of Derek Jeter, …

Nothing gets us in the mood for baseball like Red Sox team picture day, where players seem to outdo each other in desperate attempts at …

On Saturday, NESN was running various Sox-related Tweets along the bottom-screen ticker during its massive spring training show. At one point, one of ours came …

How many hard-working young ball players out there would kill for the shot that Elijah Dukes was given? A third-round draft pick in 2002, a …

Remember back in 2006, when the Sox practically went to war with Japan and Scott Boras for the right to bid on Daisuke Matsuzaka’s services? …

As I’ve pointed out numerous times in the past, I believe Bearded Youkbacca gives the Sox more of an edge than Clean-Shaved Youkbacca. In fact, …

Sporting a Mohawk-like ‘do and apparently having just downed a gallon of Quaalude cocktail, Johnny speaks. Surprisingly articulate (come on, it’s all relative), Johnny talks …

It’s the first official 2011 Spring Training Surviving Grady podcast. And we celebrate with Red’s impersonation of Jerry Seinfeld watching your wife bang Dave Roberts. …

Somewhere on my list of obsessions, below the Red Sox of course, is Seinfeld. So it is with a heavy heart that I report the …

There’s no doubt that by inserting Adrian Gonzalez into the line-up, the Red Sox have become a stronger offensive force. And A-Gon taking up residence …

The heart of a lion? Not exactly. The Red Sox should put stupidity clauses in their contracts that allow them to send players packing when …

The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute and the Jimmy Fund just announced that Wake and Clay will continue as Jimmy Fund Co-Captains for the 2011 season. In …

Congratulations to Red Sox Nation Governor Jared Carrabis, who swept the New England Sports Blog Awards last night. Sox Space was voted Best Red Sox …

If you’ve been waiting for a Denton live appearance, look no further, tonight is your lucky night. I am heading in to Remy’s for the …

Hello, Spring Training. Good to see you. It’s pretty obvious I’ve been scoping you from the other side of the bar. Since last November, to …

Is this the most contrived “holiday” of them all? It must have been invented by either a florist or a chocolate-maker, exploited by Hallmark, finally …

With all due respect to Bob Dylan, a true American icon, I would have rather heard the Sox’ bullpen band run through a collection of …

Catching up on some of my reading over the weekend and I was especially smitten with an article in USA Today chronicling A-Gon and Carl …

Our pals at NESN report that the Powers the Be have added giant LED video screens to Fenway’s centerfield, ensuring that no patrons will thirst …

“Can I talk a little bit about my plan to avenge 2010?” “Has anyone seen the veggie plate?” “I don’t understand. Why would someone re-program …

Congratulations to Ray Allen, the NBA’s new 3-point king. Allen hit the record-tying and record-breaking shots in the first quarter against the Lakers. Looking at …

Word on the street is that A-Rod did not appreciate his little Superbowl cameo the other night: “He really went ballistic — thinking the cameraman …

Whoever had February 9th in the “when will Denton start bashing JD Drew” pool; congratulations, you’re a winner. The beauty of it is, I don’t …

About five minutes after Andy Pettitte hung up the syringe cleats and retired, the debate began: is he Hall of Fame worthy? About five minutes …

Although I’m not the world’s biggest football fan, I found myself tuning in to the Super Bowl last night for the pure spectacle of the …

The Superbowl. The Big Game. The Lombardi Trophy. The Commercials. The Halftime Show. It all happens tonight. And even though I am far from being …

The Red Sox announced that the phenomenon known as Truck Day will take place this Tuesday. There’s a part of me – the one that …

I suppose you’re wondering why I brought you here. I’ll admit, when those guys in the masks got out of the van, shot me in …

On the bright side, for him, this frees up more time to enjoy steroids smoked meats. This also means that it’s time for the Steinbrenner …

We were happy to hear that Dave Roberts, AKA He Who Should Never Have to Pay for a Beer in This City for the Rest …