Sox Interested in World’s Worst Moustache
Apparently upset that they couldn’t land Kevin James, what with his movie career and all, the Sox have been chatting up former Yankee Nick Johnson, …
Sox Acquire Dustin Pedroia’s Stunt Double
How does the blockbuster acquisition of a guy named “Tug” go unnoticed in Red Sox Nation? The addition of Timothy “Tug” Hulett solidifies the Red …
Red Sox Deal Lacking
Yeah, that’s face that will represent your Boston Red Sox on the mound every five days beginning in 2010. Except maybe in April, because for …
And Starring Mike Cameron as the Final Nail in the Jason Bay Coffin
So one minute, we’re sitting around, touching up our series of John Marzano-inspired oil paintings, and watching helplessly as Jason Bay’s agent holds our nuts …
Josh Beckett No Longer the Red Sox’ Angriest Pitcher
Crazy John Lackey — so mean he once shot a man for snoring — is apparently coming to Boston. According to NESN, via ESPN: The …
The Boof Bonser Project: Three Years in the Making
Thanks to reader Brian James for reminding me, in the comments section, that I called for Theo to deliver us the magic of Boof Bonser …
Jason And The Aryoufu#$kingkiddingmegonauts
It’s become increasingly likely that the next time Jason Bay steps onto the Fenway grass, it’ll be as an opposing player. As Bay’s agent, Joe …
Theo’s Not Braggin’ On Himself, Baby. But He’s The One Who Loves You and There’s No One Else
If they don’t make another single move this winter, the Sox have at least secured the Tiumverate of Awesome Names by snagging guys named Boof, …
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ’em you’re Jewish, okay?
Great shots from the David Ortiz Celebrity Golf Classic over at Boston.com and my unsolicited commentary: Big Papi is looking very svelte in the pics …
Now Leaving Scenic Lowell
When he first showed up in Boston, Mike Lowell was nothing more than the alleged sidecar to the Josh Beckett deal. Someone we were taking …
It’s Over
Red doesn’t like to talk much about the game with the oddly shaped ball, so it falls on me to interrupt coverage of the Winter …
Covelli Redux?
According to the reports flying out of the winter meetings, the Sox “have interest” in approximately 5,734 players, including Mike Cameron, Rich Harden, Mike Gonzalez, …
Everything You’ve Ever Said Is Brilliant. Anything You Wanna Do Is Fine With Me.
I think I speak for Denton as well when I say I’m queer for Gammons. And why not? In a world filled to bursting with …
Cheap Trick, Fountains of Wayne and Smashing Pumpkins to Play Hot Stove Cool Music Show. Kinda.
Alright, that may be stretching a bit, but check it: The line-up for this year’s Hot Stove Cool Music show includes Tinted Windows, a group …
The Return of the Man We Once Traded for Gagne
Us: Hi, Kason! Kason: Hi! Us: Welcome back! Kason: Thanks! Tune in tomorrow for more action from the Winter Meetings.
As Much As I Try…
…I just can’t hate on Derek Jeter. And believe me, I try.
The Unbridled Excitement of the Winter Meetings
The winter meetings are afoot, which means news of the deals and rumors and fistfights and lobby smackdowns and chair tossings and back-alley handshakes and …
Shortstop Du Jour
The Red Sox held a press conference yesterday to announce the signing of Marco Scutaro. Red and I don’t own enough storage space for me …
I Expect a Call from Grady Little’s People Any Day Now
And the Yankees celebrate their first month as 2009 World Champs by cracking down on all those feisty bloggers who are appropriating their logo and …
MARCO!
SCUTARO! According to a number of different outlets, the longest-running gag in our comments section’s history has become our actual, real-life shortstop, pending a little …
Memoirs of an Invisible Shortstop
Gentlemen, with Alex Gonzalez shipping up north, we find ourselves without a shortstop for the 2010 season. Thankfully, Dustin has volunteered to fill in this …
Short? Stop…
The news that Dustin Pedroia and the Red Sox have discussed having the Gold Glove second baseman to shortstop isn’t exactly a breaking story. Our …
The Yankees Steal Another One. Or Did They?
My Dad used to wax rhapsodic about the days of his youth, when Major League Baseball played two All-Star Games in one season. Whenever he …
Drew, Take Two
Whenever I see a post from Denton with JD Drew’s photo, I pretty much know what’s coming next. And I’ll admit that back in the …
Can J.D. Shoulder The Load?
It’s been a while since I’ve poked fun at Mr. Drew, and since nobody is chasing any baseball players around with a golf club, here …
In News That Is Surprising to Absolutely No One
…the New York Daily News reports that Roy Halladay would accept a trade to the Yankees. Also, Roger Ebert doesn’t mind a nice slab of …
Look Who’s On This Year’s Hall of Fame Ballot
Yup. Mr. Burks. Still one of my favorite moments from 2004: Watching Ellis carrying the trophy off the plane as the Sox returned home from …
Red Sox Anthem Reaches Glee
OK, so they never really say anything about the Red Sox. But we know…
Because We Can Never Stop Pimping: Black Friday at SG
Why get out of bed and cart your nasty, hungover ass to the local Wal-Mart? We’ve got plenty of things to keep the Sox fan …
Losing One A-Gon Means Gaining Another?
As our pal Rob at The Bottom Line noted in our comments section, the Sox will be minus A-Gon come 2010. While we were blabbering …
A Halladay Feast?
Six years ago today, Theo Epstein and Larry Lucchino took a road trip out west that helped change the fate of the Boston Red Sox. …
Sox Get a Quick Tug
Actually, I have no bloody idea if the man’s really fleet of foot. I just wanted to use that headline. But, yeah, we got Tug …
"The Liberation of Canada [or More Specifically, Some of Toronto’s Best Players] Has Begun!"
For far too long, our country has been under the thumb of our Canadian oppressors, sitting back and just taking it while they defile our …
Have Homicidal Tendencies, Will Travel
I’ve always counted Gary Sheffield among the most imposing looking batters. Not that he’ll ever be mistaken for Mr. Rogers outside the box, but when …
Sox Shopping Lowell
NESN and Fox Sports are reporting that the Sox are actively shopping Scenic Lowell, even willing to yummy down on half his $12 million salary …