Great shots from the David Ortiz Celebrity Golf Classic over at Boston.com and my unsolicited commentary:

Big Papi is looking very svelte in the pics

Mike Lowell is married to a “Bertha”…tough name

Speaking of tough names, Mrs. Lester goes by the name “Farrah”…and looks like she is capable of holding her breath for a long time (slide 3)

My love for Pedro has not faded at all, no matter how wasted he looks in slides 22 and 23

Apparently Tiger Woods did not attend the event

Luis Tiant’s facial hair is what Youk’s facial hair wants to be when it grows up (slides 28 and 29)

Yes, this is all just a distraction so I don’t have to talk about the Sox picking up Boof Bonser.