In all honesty, I planned a richly-detailed analysis of the upcoming Sox-Orioles series and what it means to both teams. But then I found myself …

I’m not the type for sentimental tangents, unless we’re talking about tiny zebras, which are cute as all hell and f$%king awesome. So I won’t …

Yesterday, it turns out, was Nomar Garciaparra’s birthday. So that’s as good as any occasion to revisit the night he returned to Fenway Park as …

Two things that have become painfully apparent over the past 48 hours: the Rays are not going to stop being a thorn in our ass …

The Red Sox have apparently decided to lock up the human sound byte machine, signing Dustin Pedroia to a seven year deal worth roughly $100 …

It’s ironic that this morning’s walk-off win against the Yankees happened two days shy of the ninth anniversary of Bill Mueller’s famous walk-off against Mariano …

I’m too bug-eyed and exhausted to give a rational assessment of last night’s/this morning’s Red Sox win over the Yankees. Let’s just say that it …

I know you can’t win them all, but watching the Sox run themselves into outs and work the base paths like GOB Bluth trying to …

Give him

The first thing I wondered when Kevin Youkilis got shipped off was, “Who the hell is gonna fill the all-important role of ‘bearded, freakish dude …

Normally a Red Sox-Yankees match-up has that Clash of the Titans vibe around it. But right now, as the Yanks come to Fenway six games …

When I got the news that D-Lowe was retiring from baseball, I got a bit sentimental. Sure it might have been the 52 beers I’d …

Screw the Summer of George. 1999 was the Summer of Pedro. Watching Martinez tie up batters in fits and play Superman to Clemens’ Lex Luthor …

This morning, we received an email from a charming bloke at MLB, telling us that we’d probably be “interested” in this “video” of David Ortiz …

This was filmed, and rather poorly might I add, back in 2011. The message remains the same.

Heartbreaking loss to the A’s to close out the first half? Whatevs. We head into the All Star Break with the best record in the …

If we learned anything from the book and film Moneyball, it’s that the teams that win games are the teams that score runs. The Red …

Dear John Lackey: Watching you hold down the American League’s second-best team and one of our most likely playoff opponents last night, I suddenly realized …

Tonight, the team with the best record in the American League takes on the team with the second-best record in the American League in what …

For anyone not paying attention to the 2013 Boston Red Sox, it’s time to start paying attention. Like Bigfoot, The Kinks’ “Low Budget” and those …

“Burksie here. And you know why I’m back. It’s because after just two measly losses, I hear some people talkin’ trash about the Sox. Castin’ …

Not much to say about this one other than we got trumped by Spicoli. Maybe we were still feeling the effects of that epic loss …

Or at least please make us forget about the shit show that was last night’s loss to the Angels. I’m not asking for much. Just …

I stayed up to watch every bloody moment of that game, and when it was over, all I could think about was Josh Thole. Because …

Really just an excuse to use this video clip. But, still. We’re looking rather Mongo-ish these days. Here’s hoping we can keep it going. Six …

And that was that. When Ortiz steps off the bench and starts servin’ fools with pinch-hit homers like it ain’t no thing, you know shit’s …

Earlier this morning, as I floated, pale and white, along some of Cape Cod’s finest waters, I found myself pondering a few questions. Like “Are …

Earlier this year — February to be precise — I made a bold prediction. I said that John Lackey would win 20 games in 2013. …

I would like to thank Shane for making all that beer and meat I downed in the hope of a win worthwhile. And he would …

I can’t sweat a Saturday afternoon loss to the Jays. I just can’t. Today we get back on track and shut them down and take …

Man, it’s tough watching Allen Webster pitch. Not because he gives out runs like Oprah gives out free cars. But because I feel so bad …

Cashman: Well, it’s all over the news. Headwarmer: Tell one of the biggest douches in baseball to “shut the f$%k up” and that’s gonna happen. …

While we’ve been drooling over Clay Buchholz’s numbers, fans in Detroit have been punch-drunk over the awesomely-named Max Scherzer, who is 10-0 to start the …

That is all.

“As your doctor, it’s only fair to warn you that not only will this exam be highly invasive, I will be performing it with fake …