Livers Rejoice! Clay Buchholz Headed to the Bullpen
In the wake of Thursday night’s loss, I predicted a phantom DL stint for Clay Buchholz. Turns out, I was wrong. The Sox announced earlier …
Posts tagged Clay Buchholz
Jackie’s Streak, Our Patience with Clay and Other Things that Ended Last Night
Yes, I should have typed a game recap last night. But I was too damn tired after watching Clay stumble through yet another start, blowing …
Kulpa is Not the Red Sox’ Biggest Problem!
Come on, Red Sox Nation, get your shit together. Yes, Ron Kulpa is a giant ass-hat who thinks he’s bigger than the game. And yes, …
Clay-Nation
Who among us is ready to drink the Clay Buchholz Kool-Aid? Not me. He can take his 5.71-ERA ass and go pitch somewhere else. My …
Number Two
There’s your number two starter, Red Sox Nation. Drink in the magic. On the heels of a solid season opener by David Price, Clay Buchholz …
Just When You Think It’s Safe
The 2015 Red Sox Rollercoaster Tour continues. One week they suck, the next week people are planning a parade, then Clay turns back to …
Red Sox Could Still Win It All: A Totally Sober Guy Explains
There is no place that hope springs eternal with greater fervor or frequency than the mind of a Red Sox fan. Case in point: After …
For Red Sox, Getting Clayed is Now Officially a Good Thing
Look, I made this silly-ass meme back when Clay Buchholz was pitching, as Robert California might say, like “some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penis debutante.” It …
Second Red Sox Win in Ten Games? We’ll Take It.
Look, at this point I’ll take any Red Sox wins, any way we can get them. Tonight’s, it just so happened, was a nice team …
And Starring Clay Buchholz as John Lackey or Jake Peavy
Remember those torturous games that Lackey and Peavy used to pitch for us, where they’d give their all and hold the opposing team to a …
Clay Buchholz Will Start for Red Sox Opener, Possibly Change Your Oil
The news that Clay Buchholz has been officially named the Opening Day starter for the Red Sox was hardly a surprise? Who else was gonna …
Clay Melts in the Heat
We interrupt the relative awesomeness of a three game winning streak and the it-never-gets-old tribute to the 2004 team to talk about Clay Buchholz. The guy …
Sox Beat Jays as Laugher Becomes Cliffhanger
I want to thank the Red Sox and the good folks at NESN for giving me my money’s worth yesterday afternoon, as I experienced the …
Summer Camp, Red Sox Style
If there’s one thing that really set the 2013 Red Sox team apart, it was the lack of controversy. After the 2012 Bobby Valentine show, …
ALCS Game Two: Desperately Seeking Offense
After last night’s abomination, the Red Sox need to score early tonight. And I don’t even mean six runs in the first (although I wouldn’t …
Jenny Dell Gets a Bud Light Shower from Clay Buchholz
The title sounds a lot more salacious than this clip actually is. But you have to love Clay’s nonchalant expression as he douses Jenny D …
Clay, Rays and End of Days
Clay Buchholz is back tonight. He of the hot wife and hair that looks like the alien symbiote Spider-Man costume will be returning to the …
And Somewhere, Bobby V Says, “I Groomed Clay Buchholz for This Success.”
I’m not entirely sure that Clay Buchholz’s hair isn’t an alien symbiote, kinda like Spider-Man’s black costume. But I do know this: every time the …
Claymation!
This is an EXCITING TIME to be a fan of excitement, because tonight’s Red Sox-Yankees game promises to be full of it. For one thing, …
Surreality
Look around, kids, because this is–hopefully–the closest this city will ever become to looking like a scene out of The Omega Man. Empty streets, empty …