If we win tonight, it’s the spirit crusher. I’m talking the straw that breaks the Girardi’s back. Sure, the Yanks will leave this series and …

Another day, another craptastic performance from a Yankees starter against the Sox. This time it was Chien-Ming Wang, who was apparently eager to get back …

Nobody rocks a knit cap like Heidi. And nobody takes a beating like the 2009 Yankees. Good night, folks.

Tonight’s the one I’m nervous about. Because when Wakey takes the hill, it can go either way. And fast. But I remain confident, despite my …

I don’t watch the soaps. I’m too busy working, chasing tail, drinking from a big-ass jug labelled “XXX” and performing community service. But our pal …

I want to go on record right now: If the Red Sox don’t win the 2009 World Series, but manage to go 19-0 against the …

I went out at lunch to grab a sandwich and when I got to the counter, I noticed the guy behind it wearing a Yankees …

There was a time when I feared the Yankees. Watched with absolute panic every time they rolled into town, hid my face behind the wall …

I was tooling around the city yesterday in my banged-up foreign car when I heard “Stuck in the Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel come …

Holy jeebus, I had the most unbelievable dream. Jon Lester was in it, but it wasn’t the real Jon Lester. It was this guy who …

As a friend, Julio Lugo, I feel it’s important to tell you that no matter what you do, you’re going to be the scapegoat. We …

So just to get us all on the same page of The Season That Made No Sense, at the just-over-two-months mark: Tim Wakefield — who …

What’s almost as cool as the Red Sox sweeping the Tigers and moving into a tie for first place in the East? Picking up the …

Is it just me, or do DO and Eck seem a little too close in their post-game wrap ups? Like uncomfortably, shoulders-smushed-together close? Not that …

I, on the other hand, would have loved to see Beckett hurl one, if for no other reason than the post-game celebration/press conference, which likely …

Since he landed with the club in 2004, Teets Francona has been like our own, personal Captain Picard, taking us boldly where no Red Sox …

During the second inning of tonight’s game, the NESN cameras caught a squirrel on the field, scuffling past J.D. Drew, as depicted in the screen-shot …

We are through the looking glass, people. Black is white and white is black. Julio Lugo’s batting average is almost 100 points higher than Big …

Word is that Mark Kotsay may be making his 2009 debut with the team during the upcoming set in Detroit, and I’m perfectly fine with …

So much to say about yesterday’s win in Toronto yet very little time to say it. Let me just welcome back vintage Jon Lester, who …

Bad enough I had to work part of Saturday, but I spent those hours with a Yankees-loving co-worker. “Get used to seeing us in first …

I’m one of the few guys in the world who can’t stand watching The Three Stooges. But I do know this: If I had to …

Cashman: ::opening the box:: We’ve got a May cold front moving in, Headwarmer. I’m officially taking you out of storage. Headwarmer: My God. How long …

Steroids? Denton, come on. The Captain is having a kick-ass season thus far — putting up numbers we long since assumed to be out of …

Actually, better head to Minnesota instead. Because that’s where he’ll be. Hopefully washing away the memories of last night’s loss to the Twinkies. It’s been …

I could waste some of your valuable time talking about Jon Lester’s struggles or whether or not Papi’s found a home in the six hole …

You know how sometimes you pass out in a drunken stupor fall asleep in front of the TV set, then wake up a few hours …

Count me among the fools who thought aloud that Mikey Lowell could be an offensive casualty in his first full season back from hip surgery, …

Even though the offense was the star of yesterday’s 12-5 pummeling of the New York Mets, I’d be lying if I didn’t say the real …

I approach interleague play the same way I approach a new album from the Black Eyed Peas: utter indifference which turns to disgust as it …

Today, I’m calling for two things. The first is Josh Beckett’s return to what scientists refer to as “Josh Beckett mode.” I’m talking asses kicked, …

My first experience with gut-wrenching, fist-pounding failure was the ’86 World Series. I remember watching the final out of the final game, seeing Gary Carter …

Been following Ms. Benjamin’s tweets for some time now. And I dig them, because it’s Amalie and she knows her stuff. But sometimes I wish …

Not since the infamous Operation Canuck of 1978, in which then-President Carter ordered all Canadians out of the United States, have I been this happy …

I can’t believe I’ve been staring at that mug for so long… and only now have come to the conclusion that he must be called …