Put Your Make-Up On, Fix Your Hair Up Pretty. And Meet Daisuke Tonight in Atlantic City.

Actually, better head to Minnesota instead. Because that’s where he’ll be. Hopefully washing away the memories of last night’s loss to the Twinkies.

It’s been a pretty uneventful season thus far for young Matsuzaka, spending the bulk of his time on the DL and not looking terribly effective those few times he has pitched. But I’ll take Inspirado wherever I can find it, and I find it in this: he’s due for something good. Right?

I call payback. Who’s with me?

Meanwhile, Youk and Bay are leading in their respective positions in All-Star voting. Yeah, that’s right; Youkbacca, the original mutton-and-beer gangsta, has got over 150,000 more votes than New York’s bazillion dollar first-baseman. Time to get shit-tay!