ALCS Game Two: Desperately Seeking Offense
After last night’s abomination, the Red Sox need to score early tonight. And I don’t even mean six runs in the first (although I wouldn’t …
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Red Sox Beat Rays, Advance to ALCS, Commence Operation Boozefest
Roughly 24 hours after game three raised my blood alcohol content to “Curt Leskanic,” the Red Sox got down to business, finishing off the Rays …
ALDS Game Four: We’re All Peav-lievers
As much as I’d love to get the series back to Boston so that we can silence the Rays once and for all before the …
Can the Red Sox Close Out the ALDS Tonight?
If I’ve learned anything in my life as a Red Sox fan, it’s that anything can happen. So while I am impressed with the Red …
Sox Win Game Two: In Ortiz (and Everyone Else) We Trust
I’ll admit, I was no fun to be around last night during game two of the ALDS. For one thing, I was washing down Hostess …
Red Sox Crunch Rays: There Is No Off Switch for the Ass-Kicking Machine
Coming into game one of the ALDS between the Red Sox and Rays, there were a lot of questions: Would the Rays, running on pure …
Gods of Thunder, But Still Creeped by Thunder
Last night, the Red Sox tightened their grip on first place in the East with a rain-shortened, 3-0 win over the Yanks. Yes, as I …
The Power of Home
C’mon, admit it. Ever since the Sox took off out of the gate like a rocket’s red glare, you were thinking of last weekend’s series …
Six Ways to Tuesday
Nothing worse than an off-day just when your team is tearing things up. So I’m glad to see the Sox back in action tonight, looking …
Surreality
Look around, kids, because this is–hopefully–the closest this city will ever become to looking like a scene out of The Omega Man. Empty streets, empty …
Peace, Love, Understanding and Boba Fett
I checked out after Monday’s horrific events, locking myself up in a dark room with booze, roast beef sandwiches and imaginary sorority girls. The I …
Viewing It All Through Beer-Colored Glasses
I originally wanted to title this post “Today Mike Napoli will get his groove back and hit three home runs” but then I thought about …
Opening Day Mood: Ecstatic
Another Red Sox Opening Day is upon us and, holy shitnips, it’s the tenth motherflippin’ Opening Day since we started this weird-ass blog. But unlike …
Red Sox Acquisition Targets Ranked By Whether or Not I’d Want to Have Lunch With Them
Back in the day, when the Red Sox were interested in trading for some new talent, they followed a simple strategy: they sent the prospective …
And With That, Tampa Bay Joins Andy Kaufman in the Great Beyond
The Red Sox haven’t done a whole lot of things right this season. But they’ve been pretty good at putting Tampa Bay out of their …