My man Curtis Interruptus called yesterday with a couple tickets to last night’s game. So today I’m far too out of it to say anything …

About a month ago, a fellow ex-con and I were talking about Manny. And I went on and on about how once he heats up, …

No Coco, no Lugo in tonight’s line-up. But there’ll be plenty of Timmeh. No excuses for not mopping up the place with the hapless Rangers. …

Headwarmer: The rain’s getting pretty bad. They should call this thing. Cashman: Not just yet. Can’t let the boys leave town on such a down …

The Mother from “Everybody Loves Raymond”Dabney ColemanStephen J. HawkingArt GarfunkleIvan Calderon (dead, I know, but still)Murray from “The Wiggles”A lizardRip Taylor (bonus: his ability to …

1. This photo, from the Providence Journal, is a thing of absolute beauty. I love the look on the face of the guy in the …

Rather than dwell on last night’s disaster in Starbucks city (see Denton’s post below for the full gore), Imma focus on some of the good …

As reported everywhere, the Chicago Sun Times says things are getting “serious” between the Sox and Sox regarding a “trade” for “Mark” “Buehrle,” whose contract …

There’s something inherently horrifying about watching David Ortiz running the bases. Not because I’m concerned for anyone who gets in his way, but because when …

Holy God. Rod Beck, who looked like a roadie for Lynyrd Skynyrd and was one of the more intriguing characters to sport a Red Sox …

Remember that feeling you had in 2004? When you just couldn’t wait for the games to start to see what Millar or Manny or Mueller …

Precisely what the f–k is going on in this short clip from yesterday’s game? It kinda starts off with Youk grabbing Manny’s hair like Luke …

Honestly, there are some days I’d rather slip my balls into the waffle iron than show up at the office. According to today’s Herald, Julian …

Somehow, the final scene of the final episode of The Sopranos makes more sense when you see it re-enacted by the Pittsburgh Pirates mascots.

A few months ago, I mentioned this: Here’s a parlor game I like to play with some of my ex-con friends. We sit around, get …

I tell you, in my book, the absolute King of Moves — right after the one where you tell a girl you’re in town to …

Attention, Sox players. Remember how the Blue Jays used to distract David Wells with those “Mr. Sub” banners on either side of home plate? I’m …

Here’s a wild card for Sox Summer Savior: Magical Matt Clement, AKA the Emancipator, AKA the Expensive Yet Fragile One, AKA the Guy Who’s Still …

No, I am dead serious. Enough with the freakin’ Braves. I don’t care that a half a million years ago they were the Boston Braves, …

Yes, okay. It’s another lame-ass video-shot-from-the-TV-set, but it’s still required viewing: Dave Roberts making his triumphant return to Fenway Park Friday night. Not shown is …

This is my second Father’s Day without the old man around. But somehow, I know he’s watchin’. Every time the Sox pull one outta their …

Dustin goes 5-for-5! Drew gets 3 hits from the top spot! (In fact, those two accounted for all but one of the Sox’ hits.) Ortiz …

I know where I’ll be at 7:08 tonight. In my underground bunker twenty miles west of Boston, standing up in front of my television, and …

You know, had we actually landed Todd Helton, his bat might have come in handy, and his moxie would certainly be a welcome addition to …

We went into last night’s game not knowing which Timmeh was gonna show up: the guy who gives up home runs like my man Tokyo …

The last word on Curt’s near no-hitter last week comes from Canada’s Globe and Mail, which informs us that David Ortiz may have been the …

Seriously? Do you even need to ask that question? And tonight’s line-up features Julio Lugo in his new ground-floor apartment: 1. Dustin Pedroia, 2B2. Kevin …

…might as well pick up a bottle of CaberKnuckle, Manny Being Merlot or Schilling Schardonnay and help out some worthwhile charities. Myself, I’m not much …

Some Monday morning questions as the Sox head back home and a million people call in to cancel HBO. How much longer can Tito keep …

First off, excellent work, Roger. Now you can take your seat until the Yanks’ next big series against the Kansas City Royals. Next, hotness and …

Beckett ran it to 9-0 and Julio Lugo earned another 1/4,934th of his paycheck with a leadoff home run. But the story of last night’s …

Beaten to death today on talk radio, blogs, and in the casinos, but still irks the ever-lovin’ piss outta me: The Yankees watched the end …

Watching the NESN replay of Curt’s one-hitter just made me want to see him get that no-no even more. My god, to come that bloody …

Curt, ‘sup. Good game. Way to stop the skid. Nicely done. Oh, and that no-hitter you were one out away from? I blew it. See, …

Enough with the goddam west coast. Seriously. I mean, these swings through Seattle and Oakland and Anaheim are about as appealing to me as “free …