Attention, Sox players. Remember how the Blue Jays used to distract David Wells with those “Mr. Sub” banners on either side of home plate? I’m sensing a similar vibe from these “Atlanta Braves Dancers” or whatever the heck they’re called. They’re like the Scilla and Charybdis, man… beckoning you with their siren song and free T-shirts or whatever the hell they do, and taking your mind off the primary objective, which is kicking Brave arse.
So… get back to it tonight. Please.
Thank you.
