Approximately how many D batteries did this Jim Rice outfit require? If you answered “six” — you’re right! Now, it’s time for Kason Gabbard to …

Okay, even in my ribs-and-Coors fueled stupor, I can appreciate the fact that we were shut down, slapped up and utterly silenced by the exquisitely …

…because I have nothing but utter confidence in Commander Kick Ass of the F#ck Yeah Brigade.

Okay, so a couple weeks back, we reported on how some Orioles fans decided they’d had enough of us Sox fans descending upon their beloved …

Because Daisuke Matsuzaka’s squaring off against CC Sabathia tonight. And if our bats can stay hot, well… who knows what can happen. Just kidding. He’s …

Kinda like how nobody wants to be the fielder who ruined a no-hitter, there probably wasn’t a single batter in the Sox line-up who wanted …

Well, there’s one thing you can’t lose, it’s that feelYour pants, your shirt, your shoes, but not that feelYou can throw it out in the …

With 2004 cult hero Mark Bellhorn back in town yesterday, taking on the PawSox with the Louisville Bats, I was reminded of his key role …

Holy f-cking shit! Just when I thought today couldn’t get any more awesome: Jon Lester to start Monday night in Drew Carey Town! Red Sox …

When the umps missed that call on the J.D. Drew homer in the first inning, I had a picture in my mind of how this …

Think Josh Beckett’s gonna let his team lose four in a row? Neither do I.

No, I’m not ignoring last night’s game. It’s just that… well, Gammo’s platform in his bid for presidency of Red Sox Nation is online at …

I believe that tonight, my sisters and brothers, will be the game that we look back on and say, “Hey, remember that unholiest of beatdowns …

What better way to start your Thursday and wash away the taste of a series lost to Kansas City than this curious pic of Mike …

I like to think of myself as a good fan. I slap on the Schilling jersey and lucky Dennis Eckersley hairpiece when it’s rally time. …

Another bit for the Remy time vault last night as the Dawg officially pulled ESPN’s Bill Simmons out of the running for President of Red …

First things first, we have a handful of the Sox Addict Ts left. If you want one, click here. And thanks to all who’ve helped …

Despite Denton’s booze-fueled suspicion that Julian Tavarez was pitching last night (see the previous post for the sordid details), Kason Gabbard stepped quite nicely into …

The best thing that can be said about yesterday’s nutcrunching loss to the Jays is that it featured the best post-game interview session since David …

I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that one of my Favorite! Bands! Ever!, Buffalo Tom, have just released their first CD in roughly 9 …

Forget the lipstick, the pouting, the cheap shots, the perfect hair, the crazy wife, the hair care products, the elbow to Pedroia, the natty suits …

How’s that for a buzzkill. We get Ortiz and Manny finally acting like Ortiz and Manny, then Papi takes a foul ball off the knee …

…but, sadly, they didn’t bring their beer vendor.

I wrote about this at the FanHouse yesterday, but it’s still worth mentioning: Some Baltimore fans over at The Loss Column, apparently fed up with …

Listen. Sox Appeal seems like an interesting idea. But, honestly, I don’t need to sit and watch a half-hour’s worth of desperate attempts to get …

Honestly, I’d rather watch According to Jim than the All-Star Game. Even that real lousy episode where Jim gets beat up by Millard Fillmore and …

Last week’s ProJo had a great article on Craig Breslow, who is putting his degree in molecular biophysics from Yale to great use as a …

It’s easy to shrug off the weekend sweep in Detroit. It’s the cusp of the All-Star break, the guys are thinking of their impending vaykays, …

To watch: Red Sox vs. Tigers, 7:05pm, NESN-HD. To TiVo: Doctor Who, 8:00-10:30pm, Sci-Fi Channel. Your predictions for the Sox-Tigers series in the comments, please. …

Man, nothing like a visit from the Devil Rays to beef up your stats. Bleedin’ 21 hits, with 5 from The Beard of Reason and …

Seems like a lifetime ago that I was watching Hideki Okajima give up a home run in his first-ever pitch in the Major Leagues. I …

First things first, quote of the season already goes to Julio Lugo, as noted in Tuesday’s Herald: “Bananas,” Lugo said when asked how he was …

Mike Lowell. Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico. I did not know that. Anyway, Mr. Lowell would like to remind you — yes, you — …

Some interesting comments from the D-Rays on the eve of their series in Boston, courtesy of the St. Petersburg Times: “Usually we’ve played them two …