No Coco, no Lugo in tonight’s line-up. But there’ll be plenty of Timmeh.
No excuses for not mopping up the place with the hapless Rangers. This is the worst record in the American League, people. Should be like a wookiee rasslin’ an ewok. Maybe not one of those crafty ewoks that took down those mini-walker things, but your basic, run-of-the-mill ewok. Like, a young one. A kid. An ewok child against a wookiee.
We’re the wookiee.
