Who is this clean and lucid fellow chatting up Peter Gammons? And was there a pot of tea and tray of Nice Biscuits nearby? Because …

Since he landed with the club in 2004, Terry Francona has been like our own, personal Captain Picard, taking us boldly where no Red Sox …

Not only do we already have Heidi on the case at spring training, but look who’ll soon be joining her. Oh, we’re looking forward to …

I’m so busy with my full-time gig, gambling addiction, freelance work for the CIA, efforts to legalize kangaroo prostitution and finishing my book, Gary Kroeger: …

Nothing gets us in the mood for baseball like Red Sox team picture day, where players seem to outdo each other in desperate attempts at …

On Saturday, NESN was running various Sox-related Tweets along the bottom-screen ticker during its massive spring training show. At one point, one of ours came …

Remember back in 2006, when the Sox practically went to war with Japan and Scott Boras for the right to bid on Daisuke Matsuzaka’s services? …

As I’ve pointed out numerous times in the past, I believe Bearded Youkbacca gives the Sox more of an edge than Clean-Shaved Youkbacca. In fact, …

It’s the first official 2011 Spring Training Surviving Grady podcast. And we celebrate with Red’s impersonation of Jerry Seinfeld watching your wife bang Dave Roberts. …

There’s no doubt that by inserting Adrian Gonzalez into the line-up, the Red Sox have become a stronger offensive force. And A-Gon taking up residence …

The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute and the Jimmy Fund just announced that Wake and Clay will continue as Jimmy Fund Co-Captains for the 2011 season. In …

Hello, Spring Training. Good to see you. It’s pretty obvious I’ve been scoping you from the other side of the bar. Since last November, to …

With all due respect to Bob Dylan, a true American icon, I would have rather heard the Sox’ bullpen band run through a collection of …

Catching up on some of my reading over the weekend and I was especially smitten with an article in USA Today chronicling A-Gon and Carl …

Our pals at NESN report that the Powers the Be have added giant LED video screens to Fenway’s centerfield, ensuring that no patrons will thirst …

“Can I talk a little bit about my plan to avenge 2010?” “Has anyone seen the veggie plate?” “I don’t understand. Why would someone re-program …

Although I’m not the world’s biggest football fan, I found myself tuning in to the Super Bowl last night for the pure spectacle of the …

I suppose you’re wondering why I brought you here. I’ll admit, when those guys in the masks got out of the van, shot me in …

On the bright side, for him, this frees up more time to enjoy steroids smoked meats. This also means that it’s time for the Steinbrenner …

We were happy to hear that Dave Roberts, AKA He Who Should Never Have to Pay for a Beer in This City for the Rest …

So you’re gonna get buried with snow. Again. Big freakin’ deal. When I was a kid, my father would set us loose in the family …

As the great Huey Lewis once noted, “the power of love is a curious thing/makes one man weep, makes another man sing.” It can also …

We salute one-time Red Sox Rocco Baldelli — one of the true “good guys” in the game — on the announcement of his retirement as …

Few Sox players in recent memory have been as polarizing as JD Drew. Folks seem to either love him and his magical stats, or despise …

Sure, they’ll be members of the Rays. But this move now turns every Boston-Tampa Bay match-up in 2011 into a sort of “class of 2004” …

Eager to try out our fancy new headsets — the ones powered by the sun and pure imagination — Denton and I hastily recorded the …

At last, kids can color and gain insight into a major league baseball manager’s mind.

The only solace I can offer after that shitshow of a game last night is this: Pitchers and catchers report in just 26 days.

I’ve been known to take the NESN talent a bit too seriously. And as I sit here, year after year, and pour out my heart …

If you ever wanted the chance to approach Gentleman Bill Mueller and personally thank him for that game-winning home run in the infamous “Smell the …

Taking a cue from the clever folks who petitioned to get Betty White on Saturday Night Live, I’m taking up a campaign of my own. …

I’ve never been shy about my man-love for Tom Caron. So while, yeah, the Hideki Okajima resigning is fairly cool, I was a bit more …

Inspired by the great Steve Buckley, Puppet Red has a secret of his own that he’d like to share. Thanks to our friends at Treehouse …

The Sox brass have apparently kiboshed their plan to expand the bullpen, a move that would have shortened the right field fence by about 10 …

With the wondrous Amalie Benjamin off the Sox beat, I’ve been wondering just how NESN plans to replicate the broadcasting one-two punch of Amalie and …