Pardon the Milli Vanilli reference but I just wanted to make things abundantly clear. I didn’t suffer through the Danny Darwin era just to have …

If you’re looking for the highlight from last night’s Sox-Rangers game, look no further than the screencap above. Heidi looked positively smashing in red, whilst …

Even though some readers may have been tempted to call the Samaritans Hotline for Denton after reading his post-game post, our Opening Day loss didn’t …

…I do believe I’m going to love the hell out of the Adrian Gonzalez Era. That is all.

My dad and I never missed an Opening Day. Sometimes we were in the stands — Manny’s first-pitch-at-Fenway-as-a-Red-Sox home run and the Mo Vaughn Ninth …

Among opening day memories, one of my favorites still stands as Manny Ramirez’ line-shot home run on the first pitch of his first Fenway at-bat …

After fumbling through the last week and a half of Grapefruit games, the Sox flipped the switch from “Phantom Menace” to “Empire Strikes Back” during …

We all like seeing the Sox sign such high-caliber players as Carl Crawford and Adrian Gonzalez. And we all know that luring the premium talent …

The Sox played the Rays to a 1-1 draw today, with a home run from Gonzalez and four innings of one-run, one-hit pitching from Buchholz. …

We know we’re getting ahead of ourselves, what with the first official pitch of the Red Sox’ 2011 regular season still more than 72 hours …

The news out of Sox camp today is that Alfredo Aceves and Hideki Okajima will be starting the season in scenic Pawtucket, RI, while Matt …

In his Baseball Notes column in the Sunday Globe, Nick Carfado makes the following suggestion to Red Sox management: …sign Pedro Martinez, let him get …

Rather than dwell on the fact that the Red Sox have dropped nine straight Grapefruit games and lost the highly-coveted Mayor’s Cup to the Twins …

Regarding your new Sox promo video/rap single/nightmare fodder “This Is Boston.” I know you’ve taken a lot of heat for this, with the comments at …

Call me an old-fashioned sort of bloke, but I don’t believe in letting the team get my dander up anytime before April 1. While others …

I was sitting in the dentist’s office a few hours ago, and, after the receptionist told me I had to shut off my phone and …

Just gotta say that nothing gets me in the mood for Red Sox baseball like Kelly O’Connor’s gorgeous spring training pics.

Growing up, and for most of my adult life, Red Sox fans were the hard-luck losers. The wait-til-next-year gang. The folks who entered spring with …

A couple days back, when Denton posted the infamous shot of Pedro giving Don Zim the throw-down during the 2003 ALCS, it got me thinking: …

There’s little revelation to a recent report on ESPNBoston that Daisuke Matsuzaka could be had in a trade. We’re fairly certain the Sox were leaving …

It’s never surprising to hear about roster moves and cuts this time of year; The Great Weeding is an annual rite of spring training. But …

See the look on the face of the guy in that screencap above? With all due respect to Charlie Sheen, THAT’s the look of winning. …

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, on behalf of NESN, I respectfully submit the following clip — which includes some …

I know I drag this clip out every year ’round this time. But I ask you to indulge me just one last time, as I …

I consider it something of a crime that San Fran’s Brian Wilson gets his weird on in big-time commercials like this, while the Human Quote …

If the stories coming out of this year’s spring training camp are any indication, the 2011 season seems certain to bring us enough bizarre anecdotes …

From the magnificence that is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

This clip of outtakes from Red Sox photo day has been seen pretty much everywhere. As a matter of fact, I believe redsox.com had it …

Hey, I know it’s just a spring training game. But it’s Jeter, Teixeira, A-Rod, Cano, Posada and Andru Jones versus Darnell, Tek and… uh… I …

As always, thanks to our friends at Treehouse Studios for the puppet.

Just as ballplayers have contract language stating “don’t drive your moped down an ice slope in the winter” and “avoid tiger-baiting at all costs,” NESN …

Somewhere in a Florida diner… You’re fat. Also, reprehensible. And a lousy closer. You’re loud and abrasive. I just tweeted about how much you suck. …

After last year’s DL-apalooza, the last thing we wanted to hear coming out of spring training were any “Carl Crawford trips on ham sandwich” or …

And thus officially begins the greatest and most frustrating time of the year. Greatest because baseball is back. And God knows we’ve waited long enough …

For the latest edition of the Surviving Grady Red Sox podcast, Red and Denton decided to balance our “onions” jokes and alcohol-soaked lunacy with someone …