I know I drag this clip out every year ’round this time. But I ask you to indulge me just one last time, as I relive that magical moment when Denton — proving his pimp hand is ever strong — mosied up to the NESN broadcast booth during a 2005 spring training game and got a free plug for Surviving Grady: The Book from Jerry Remy.
To date, hearing Remy utter the words “Surviving Grady” remains the pinnacle of my existence. But the best part is the unimpressed “wow” that Orsillo utters right after that.
Not shown, of course, is the savage beating Denton earned at the hands of Remdawg’s handlers immediately following. But such is the life of a book pimp.