Alex Cora Is the Master of Deception and We’re Too Busy Yelling to Notice
Look, Alex Cora didn’t just fall off the turnip truck and end up on Lansdowne. The man won a World Series with the Red Sox …
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Red Sox Step On My Nuts, Get Knocked Out of Postseason
As much as I will never, ever forget the Red Sox’ 2004 season and the profoundly uplifting effect it has had on my life and …
The Red Sox Are Falling to Pieces and Taking Me With Them
Everything you needed to know about the Red Sox’ chances in the ALDS were painfully apparent in the first inning of game one. That’s when …
Time for Chris Sale to do Chris Sale Things. To the Astros.
The Red Sox begin their playoff campaign tomorrow with game one of the 2017 ALDS. And they’re going into this one as underdogs. In fact, …
Red Sox Win Fifth Straight, Score 51 Runs in Four Games, Begin Accepting Opponents’ Letters of Surrender
At what point is it too much? At what point is it just so embarrassing for opposing teams to get their asses whipped by the …
Shirtless Hanley Ramirez Cares Nothing for Your Silly Interview
I don’t know why I found Hanley Ramirez stumbling into this Ryan Hanigan post-game interview so amusing. But I did. So here you go.
Stephen Drew, Master of the Clutch
For a while the Sox seemed headed to a frustrating loss. Shit tons of men left on base, no hits when it mattered (a paltry …
How Much More Bizarre Can This Red Sox-Astros Series Get?
I figured Monday night’s game, which saw the Red Sox shut down by the worst team in baseball, would be the oddity in this series. …
There are No Gimmes in Baseball, But, Dammit, Two Straight Losses to the Astros Would Be Unacceptable
“They’re a bunch of gamers.” “That’s a tough team in that other clubhouse.” “We knew coming in that they’d be tough.” Horse shit. There is …