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Nobody rocks a knit cap like Heidi. And nobody takes a beating like the 2009 Yankees. Good night, folks.

Tonight’s the one I’m nervous about. Because when Wakey takes the hill, it can go either way. And fast. But I remain confident, despite my …

I don’t watch the soaps. I’m too busy working, chasing tail, drinking from a big-ass jug labelled “XXX” and performing community service. But our pal …

I want to go on record right now: If the Red Sox don’t win the 2009 World Series, but manage to go 19-0 against the …

I went out at lunch to grab a sandwich and when I got to the counter, I noticed the guy behind it wearing a Yankees …

This just never gets old. It doesn’t matter if one team is ripping it up in the division and the other is sucking ass. It …

There was a time when I feared the Yankees. Watched with absolute panic every time they rolled into town, hid my face behind the wall …

I was tooling around the city yesterday in my banged-up foreign car when I heard “Stuck in the Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel come …

That’s right, fruity, the only way the Red Sox should ever lose to the Rangers is if Chuck Norris plays for them. But he doesn’t. …

Holy jeebus, I had the most unbelievable dream. Jon Lester was in it, but it wasn’t the real Jon Lester. It was this guy who …

As a friend, Julio Lugo, I feel it’s important to tell you that no matter what you do, you’re going to be the scapegoat. We …

So just to get us all on the same page of The Season That Made No Sense, at the just-over-two-months mark: Tim Wakefield — who …

What’s almost as cool as the Red Sox sweeping the Tigers and moving into a tie for first place in the East? Picking up the …

Actor David Carradine was found dead in his hotel room in Bangkok, an apparent suicide: “I can confirm that we found his body, naked, hanging …

By this time everyone has probably heard the clip from John Sterling’s blown homerun call. Basically he went into his over-the-top “It’s an A-bomb” call…except …

Is it just me, or do DO and Eck seem a little too close in their post-game wrap ups? Like uncomfortably, shoulders-smushed-together close? Not that …

I, on the other hand, would have loved to see Beckett hurl one, if for no other reason than the post-game celebration/press conference, which likely …

Since he landed with the club in 2004, Teets Francona has been like our own, personal Captain Picard, taking us boldly where no Red Sox …

During the second inning of tonight’s game, the NESN cameras caught a squirrel on the field, scuffling past J.D. Drew, as depicted in the screen-shot …

We are through the looking glass, people. Black is white and white is black. Julio Lugo’s batting average is almost 100 points higher than Big …

Word is that Mark Kotsay may be making his 2009 debut with the team during the upcoming set in Detroit, and I’m perfectly fine with …

About five minutes after the Rays knocked the Red Sox out of the playoffs last season, I started telling anyone who would listen that it …

So much to say about yesterday’s win in Toronto yet very little time to say it. Let me just welcome back vintage Jon Lester, who …

Bad enough I had to work part of Saturday, but I spent those hours with a Yankees-loving co-worker. “Get used to seeing us in first …

A week and a half ago, the Red Sox were three games out in the AL East and starting a series with the first-place Blue …

I’m one of the few guys in the world who can’t stand watching The Three Stooges. But I do know this: If I had to …

Steroids? Denton, come on. The Captain is having a kick-ass season thus far — putting up numbers we long since assumed to be out of …

I’ve been waiting to pull the trigger on this post for a while. Part of me was thinking the Captain would slow down his homerun …

Another night in Minnesota, another loss for the Red Sox. Setting foot in the Metrodome seems to suck the will to live out of the …

Actually, better head to Minnesota instead. Because that’s where he’ll be. Hopefully washing away the memories of last night’s loss to the Twinkies. It’s been …

I could waste some of your valuable time talking about Jon Lester’s struggles or whether or not Papi’s found a home in the six hole …

On Saturday evening I had the pleasure of spending some quality time with a group of faithful SG readers. It was everything I feared it …

You know how sometimes you pass out in a drunken stupor fall asleep in front of the TV set, then wake up a few hours …

Count me among the fools who thought aloud that Mikey Lowell could be an offensive casualty in his first full season back from hip surgery, …

Even though the offense was the star of yesterday’s 12-5 pummeling of the New York Mets, I’d be lying if I didn’t say the real …