Sad Caper
First Jeff Reardon, now Sammy Stewart? Personally, I’d keep an eye on Curt Leskanic. Seriously, though… our best to the former Sox hurler. I recall …
First Jeff Reardon, now Sammy Stewart? Personally, I’d keep an eye on Curt Leskanic. Seriously, though… our best to the former Sox hurler. I recall …
Lots of folks have lots of cool memories from the 2004 postseason. Foulke striking out Tony Clark to force Game 7 of the ALCS. Petey …
I coulda sworn we’d be having a Detroit/New York throw-down. But it was not to be. Anyway, I’ve got Detroit in five. Who’s with me? …
Now here’s an idea: A Red Sox casket. Hell, I’d be down with that. Not only because it makes a cool eterna-lounger, but because it …
::Picks up phone:: Hello? Whazzup. Gasp! Dmitri Young! Scariest motherf–ker in all of baseball! How you doing, Mistah Dombrowski? Still got all them kids and …
Sunday’s Boston Globe had this bit of news in the Baseball Notes section: “Been hearing a lot about Kevin Millar eyeing a return to Boston …
“Psycho” Steve Lyons got axed by FOX for joking that Lou Pinella — who apparently is of part-Hispanic descent — ganked his wallet. Didn’t Don …
Brian Cashman: “I’m stunned. This team fooled me, to some degree.” A-Rod: “Plain and simple they dominated us. They absolutely kicked our ass.” Derek Jeter: …
Kenny Rogers ain’t one of my favorite people. I’d almost rather be strapped down Clockwork Orange-style and forced to watch looping video of the other …
In the mad blur of MLB playoff coverage over FOX and ESPN, I heard someone refer to Derek Jeter as “the Iron Man.” And I …
Now that play at the plate in yesterday’s Mets/Dodgers match-up was one of the weirdest things I’ve done ever seen. Check the video for yourself …
In many ways, Sunday’s game was probably the most fitting way for the Red Sox’ 2006 season to end. An unfinished spectacle under cloudy skies, …
Screech made a sex tape! You know Screech? From Saved by the Bell? He made a sex tape! A tape! In which he’s having sex! …
He’s a gamer, a dirt dog and a brawler. He runs blindly into walls, proudly sports the filthiest cap in all of baseball and is …
::Arranging chess pieces on a board:: Okay. Wang can start the ALDS. Then we’ll go to Moose. And then… hmmm… ::phone rings:: Hello? Mr. Cashman, …
God damn this team. I’d forgotten about them. Left them in a pile of yesterday’s dust. They were so over in my book, you needed …
The Debbie Clemens-Shonda Schilling combo will instantly give us more MILF cred than any other team in Major League Baseball. Oh, and he can still …
In a season that has brought us plague, pestilence and Jason Johnson, Ortiz has been the one sure thing. Our go-to guy whenever games — …
In my mind, last night’s game represented a perfect microcosm of the 2006 season, in convenient three-hour format. You had your moment of unbridled awesomeness, …
Dad got the tickets, because that’s what Dad did. He just waved his hands like some goddam illusionist and suddenly, bam!, there were tickets. To …
If you’re gonna do this goddam thing, do it right. Talk about how you hit 32 home runs during that magical 1979 season and how …
Hey, God. Red here. Thanks for listening. That worked out great. And now, while I seem to be in your good graces, I’ve got a …
Hey God. Red here. You know, I don’t ask for much. And seeing as how you never saw fit to grant me that thing with …
Hey, we won. Coming from behind and everything. Seriously, at the end of the night, we had a bigger number in that crazy box thing …
Boston Dirt Dogs has a photo [courtesy of Leighton Communications, Inc.] of the Sox players’ wives, taken at the second annual Say It With Flowers …
Some discussion points, if you will. Because I’m currently shuttling between two impossible deadlines. 1. “I’m not thinking about the MVP. No one’s focus here …
For the first time in three years, the Red Sox aren’t going to the playoffs. Feels kinda weird, doesn’t it? Like watching the captain of …
“Owned by the Royals in five straight games? Dudes, grab a cold one and a couple foreign chicks and give it up. Next year’s only …
I’m sure I’ve said this before. But considering the way we fought back, how this thing slipped away, the team we were playing and the …
Yesterday, as you may recall, I asked for white baseball player afros that could best the mighty Don Sutton’s. Well, the votes are in. And… …
Hey, congratulations on that no-hitter. What? That no-hitter last night. Over Arizona. Congrats. That was Anibal Sanchez, fool. I’m Isabel Sanford. Oh. Thanks anyway, Red. …
Critical hits when we need them most? A solid starting pitching performance from Julian Tavarez? Walk-off home-run by some kid from the goddam Yankees’ AAA …
Sometimes, you just have to hand it to the Shaughn. This is one of those times. Everyone at SG sends well wishes and positive vibes …
Dude. Boomer’s gone. Sure, I’m sad. Because it more or less signals the official “wavin’ of the white flag” on the 2006 season. But far …
In today’s Globe, Gordon Edes asks the Sox what sort of welcome home they anticipate from the fans at Fenway. Kevin Youkilis responds with, “Are …