Well, my first Fenway adventure ended in failure, thanks to that fat, bearded freak Bobby Jenks. I think it’s time for Bobby to take his …

My outfit won’t be quite this extravagant, but I’ll be there cheering my ass off. A win would be much appreciated, I hate the way …

Flashbacks to the first week of the season. Not a good thing. It’s time to bottle up some of whatever is flowing through Jed Lowrie’s …

The Commander against some gaily-plumed birds? Please…

I think it’s safe to say that things are getting back to normal in the AL East. With a win tonight, the Red Sox would …

Fenway Park, one of the greatest venues in all of sports, and it’s right in our backyard. But let’s face it, getting there can be …

I don’t care where this version of Dice-K Matsuzaka has been hiding for the past few years, let’s just make sure he sticks around. His …

It’s amazing how quickly things turn around. One day your team is the laughing stock of the baseball world, criticized for every move as they …

The Red Sox finally found the elusive road win, shedding another monkey off their back. It turns out that the last turn through the Red …

We like to keep the good vibes rolling any time we can. The Commander does his part, all we do is pass along the info. …

  If the Red Sox lose a game, but nobody stays awake to see it happen, does it count in the standings? I’m as faithful …

It seems no matter how well the Red Sox are playing, the West Coast swing is always a ball-buster. In many a past season, the …

Off to run the marathon. Go Sox!

Remember that time the Sox won two in a row? Me either, it hasn’t happened yet this season. Maybe today.  If I had to put …

I’m sure Tito had more than a few games like yesterday’s in mind when dreaming about this season, all snug in his Red Sox footie …

We don’t usually do mid-game posts around here, but I was…detained…and unable to post before the game. Red is already at his second game of …

As much as I hate a night without Red Sox baseball, it might not be such a bad thing to get a rainout tonight. A …

I’m sure we are all thanking Red in our own special way for planting that earworm in his last post. So here’s the real deal …

The game was over after two innings, the pain will last much longer. The Rays came limping into town at 1-8, having scored more than …

Yankees/Red Sox: The Yankees took 2-out-of-three from the Twins before coming to Fenway for the weekend series. Burnett is a surprising 2-0 and Mo Rivera …

To read the New York papers, you’d think it was September 10th, not April 10th. They’ve pretty much stuck a pinstriped fork in the Sox …

It wasn’t bad enough having to watch the Yankees put the boots to the Red Sox, but having to listen to the Fox commentary too? …

No tiger’s blood or torpedos of truth or warlocks. Just some hot bats and a lights-out bullpen performance and the Red Sox get win number …

No, I am not at Opening Day. Thanks to “the man” keeping me down, I’m not sure if I will even get to watch the …

Last night Tek forgets to tag the runner at home. Not to be outdone, Darnell McDonald, in the game as a pinch runner, stumbled around …

Mayor Menino, apparently reacting to the Red Sox current slump, has declared the sale of hard liquor legal at Fenway Park. Outstanding. If the Yankees come …

Zero wins, five losses. I’m running out of positive things to say. The Red Sox are still undefeated at home? That’s about all I got. …

I think it’s a little too early to demote the Commander down to Corporal Kickass just yet, but he certainly didn’t turn in the performance …

Interesting story on NESN.com about how players spend the off-season: Jonathan Papelbon spent all offseason “kind of tucked away in Mississippi” with family, doing his …

The plan to slide Josh Beckett into the fourth spot couldn’t have worked out better. It got him an extra start in spring training and …

That’s right fans, it’s an upside-down world in the AL East. The Baltimore Orioles sit atop the division at 3-0, while the Red Sox and …

For those of you who missed the three game debacle in Texas, just look at the picture above. That’s Ian Kinsler in his home run …

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast! Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: [surprised] …

I feel like a little kid on Christmas morning. All the anticipation, the eternal waiting, the breathless hoping, only to wake up and not find …

  Mother Nature is a cruel prankster, isn’t she? After torturing us all winter, she teases us into thinking it’s over by laying low in …