The Cashman/Headwarmer Dialogues, Vol. 384
[Upstairs in the Cashman home, “Brian the Brain” fumbles through boxes in the closet.] Cashman: Honey, where’s my headwarmer? Mrs. Cashman: It’s in the blue …
[Upstairs in the Cashman home, “Brian the Brain” fumbles through boxes in the closet.] Cashman: Honey, where’s my headwarmer? Mrs. Cashman: It’s in the blue …
Dudes. With all due respect, this is not the way you fall out of first place. You’re supposed to go down swinging. Teeth gnashing. Veins …
An infuriating loss. But one that leads me to the following conclusion: Edgar Renteria will be the hero of the postseason. Write that down. Store …
Sometimes, after particularly spirit-crushing Red Sox loses, Red is visited by the Ghost of Butch Hobson. Yesterday, another such sighting occured, and we present the …
If you’re going to Sunday’s game, do stop by The Souvenir Store [the one right across from Fenway Park on Yawkey Way] where Denton & …
First things first, big thanks and sloppy kisses to Mike Miliard for his most excellent interview with me and Denton in the latest issue of …
Everytime I look at Gregg Zaun, all I can think is that the poor guy’s a man out of time, far better suited — stylistically …
“Greetings opponents! Might I put my foot in your ass? Great! Thanks!”
Right around the time the Sox were flipping the auto-pilot switch on Saturday, I heard that voice in the back of my head again. Not …
It is not impossible, just highly improbable, for lightning to strike twice in the same place. So when Papi stood at the plate in the …
If last night’s 6-3 victory over the Angels were a movie, it would be Return of the Jedi. If it were an album, it would …
Yesterday, at least in the Boston area, was picture-perfect. Sunny skies, temps around 78, the city streets bulging with slightly buzzed college chicks. A game …
It’s an embarassment of riches! It’s El Bencho and The Magic Helmet… together at last! In the same line-up! On the same night! And they, …
Haven’t we learned by now that it’s not going to be easy? That we’re not going to wrap up the division in a neat little …
[Yankees HQ, Bronx, NY] Secretary: Can I help you? Bellhorn: Yes. Mark Bellhorn. Former Red Sox second baseman. I just got signed here. Secretary: Great. …
Wow. Forget everything you’ve seen before last night. This was the worst loss of the season. Just a sickening display, and about the angriest I’ve …
Before I get into the madness that was last night’s game, I’d like to take a moment to mention something good. Something uplifting. Something that …
Oh, man. Last night’s game. Hurt. So. Much. Losing a game to the Kansas City Royals is simply unaccetable. I don’t care what you say: …
As we trudge our way through another off-day, we bombard you with random thoughts and other off-kilter garbage. * * * * * * * …
Yesterday it was all about waiting. Waiting for the rain to come and transform our lawns from Shredded Wheat to lush, rolling green. Waiting for …
Every once in a while, a hot team is gonna hit that wall. And yesterday, the Sox ran smack into Ervin Santana, who shut ’em …
The Mark Bellhorn era appears to be over for the Sox. Rather than harp on the fact that the dude’s bat hopped the last train …
These west coast games are killing me. Take, for example, last night’s horrific loss to the Angels. Around the two-hour mark, I started hallucinating. First, …
Ladies and Gentlemen, for the first and only time in my life, I’m torn between two men. Millar and Olerud. El Bencho and The Magic …
Does it even make sense how good David Ortiz is? It’s like we’re not even watching a human being anymore. It’s actually friggin’ eerie, is …
Losing to the Tigers is bad enough. Dude, spare me all that crap about “these are major league ballplayers… gotta always have your game face …
Superman: Exposure to your yellow sun has granted me a number of unique advantages, including flight, X-ray vision, and the ability to service Hilary and …
First: Let’s talk RemDawg. The guy gets a contract extension from NESN, ensuring that no one will hunger for lack of Remy for the next …
Looking at the final score, a 16-5 pasting of the Texas Rangers, it’s amazing to realize just how friggin’ exasperating the whole affair was. It …
[Phone rings at the Millar residence, 2:23am] Bellhorn: Kevin? Millar: Who’s this? Bellhorn: It’s Mark. What’s up? Millar: What the–? Dude, it’s two thirty in …
Good morning, Ladies. I hope you enjoyed your little trip to Minnesota. Nice to see that you actually decided to win a game yesterday. Hope …
Good morning. I’m Pietro, the Surviving Grady intern. Red and Denton asked me to come out here this morning and let you know that they’ve …
Alright, let’s be frank. Listening to a game on EEI is just a superior f–king thing. Because I like to get all amped up when …
Orsillo: Two men on and here’s Aubrey Huff who struck out his first time up. Remy: Any word on how Manny’s doing in New York …
I’ve never been shy about my love of The Gammons. Insightful, passionate, and — unbeknownst to many — looks great in a thong. Also: One …