Looking at the final score, a 16-5 pasting of the Texas Rangers, it’s amazing to realize just how friggin’ exasperating the whole affair was. It …

[Phone rings at the Millar residence, 2:23am] Bellhorn: Kevin? Millar: Who’s this? Bellhorn: It’s Mark. What’s up? Millar: What the–? Dude, it’s two thirty in …

Good morning, Ladies. I hope you enjoyed your little trip to Minnesota. Nice to see that you actually decided to win a game yesterday. Hope …

Good morning. I’m Pietro, the Surviving Grady intern. Red and Denton asked me to come out here this morning and let you know that they’ve …

Alright, let’s be frank. Listening to a game on EEI is just a superior f–king thing. Because I like to get all amped up when …

Orsillo: Two men on and here’s Aubrey Huff who struck out his first time up. Remy: Any word on how Manny’s doing in New York …

I’ve never been shy about my love of The Gammons. Insightful, passionate, and — unbeknownst to many — looks great in a thong. Also: One …

First of all, forget that 12-DVD bombast with the behind the scenes footage and secret handshakes and supposedly lost footage of Carl Everett and Joe …

Let me get this straight. We give Manny and Anibal Sanchez and Kelly Shoppach and we get Aubrey Huff and Mike Cameron? There must be …

I read Chris Snow’s recap of Wednesday’s win a couple times, but it wasn’t until the third or fourth reading that I finally latched on …

Remember that infamous photo of Tek and A-Rod in full grapple? Last year ’round this time, you couldn’t avoid it. It was in the papers. …

Oh, screw you, Kevin Millar. I’ve reached my breaking point with you. And I was willing to look the other way for a long, long …

Best win of the season. Am I crazy to call it that? Certainly the best win since that last game I called the best win …

He was gloriously scuzzy, looking more like the guy who tries to sell you a John Deere tractor at Home Depot than the guy you’d …

Okay, that one hurt. I was ready to let it go. Let it just walk away like a girl who’d wronged me too many times. …

A good night means a short post-game press conference. Which leaves more time for your “alternative” hobbies. When it’s against the Yankees, bartenders will often …

It could have been worse. Kenny Loggins could have sung the National Anthem. They could have stopped the game in the seventh inning to show …

The good news: A great game, punctuated by an excellent performance from Arroyo [two runs over 7 2/3 innings] and a Spiderman-esque line drive snare …

The “Alex Extravaganza”Alex CoraAlex LifesonAlex P. KeatonAlex KarrasAlexander GouldJane AlexanderArt AlexakisJason AlexanderMark Bellhorn The “Former Players With Goofy Names” BitDwayne HoseyBrian LooneyGreg PirklChris SnopekMidre CummingsEd …

Red: Didya see the catch? Guy in Next Office: Good game. Wakefield pitched a hell of a game. Red: Hells yeah. But did you see …

Sunburned, dog-tired, undernourished and munched by black flies, I got my sorry ass back from New Hampshire just in time for the fifth inning. And …

Kenny Rogers is angry. I know this, because I saw videotape of him trying to rassle a balding cameraman about half his size. Then he …

They’re going to kill me, these bullpen peoples. In 2005, every pitch from Keith Foulke has been a top-down, balls-out ride on the Holy Christ! …

‘Round this time last week in Cleveland, the Injuns had won nine in a row and were rolling to the point that the local Arby’s …

Don Orsillo: The magic is back, and when I say “the magic,” I mean the Sox applying a generous helping of beat-down on opposing teams. …

Papi launches one to the sixth ring of Saturn. Wakefield gets his knuckle mojo on. Manny hands “Last Month Manny” his passport and suitcase and …

We were born into this hot, sticky quagmire. Told from day one to expect nothing but heartache and silver-toed boots to the nuggets. Our grandfathers …

You know how you watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre* and you sit there knowing that Leatherface is coming out of the goddam hole in the …

So after paying $300 for seats [to one of the city’s more “reputable” scalpers], you sit your ass down in Fenway’s section 16, and then …

The Pirates are in town tonight, which means it’s time to sing the praises of my favorite Pirate ever, Willie Stargell. Dude hit 475 home …

Manhandled. Shut down. David Wells takes the hill and the Cincinnati Reds scamper away like a pack of frightened Ring Dings. A 7-0 victory. Wells …

Just when I thought I’d rather drink the sweat off a gorilla’s nutsack than see another Tim Wakefield start, the guy comes through in a …

So what did you do this weekend?Well, instead of watching the Sox drop another to Chicago, I did my part for the George Lucas Retirement …

Screw you. Seriously, a 2:20pm start for today’s earth-crunching, baseball-lover’s wet dream of a match-up between the Red Sox and Cubs? I know it’s Wrigley …

Remember how you felt after Game Seven of the 2003 ALCS? Throat all knotted up. Dry heaves at the office. Senses dulled. Blood heated. Lungs …