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As previously mentioned [and as further proof that nothing in this world makes sense], Johnny Damon was a guest on yesterday’s David Lee Roth show …

Remy here. A lot of people don’t realize what’s really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents ‘n things. They don’t …

As the deal for Coco Crisp begins a slow dissolve, the irrational part of me wants to start banging my head against a wall. But …

Just clearing my mind of a few things before I begin an early morning trek into a slightly powdery Boston: 1) The good folks in …

While we anxiously await the next thrilling Press Release from Yawkey Way, let’s remind ourselves that, despite yesterday’s snow, the smell and sounds of baseball …

Pending physicals seem to be all that’s standing between Coco Crisp’s arrival in Boston. As explained in today’s Globe, the trade has Boston sending Andy …

To hear the Great Mazzinga talk, Coco Crisp and Alex Gonzalez are Fenway-bound. The price? Guillermo Mota and Andy Marte. While Crisp batted second (behind …

Give him some room, boys. Good Theo’s back. Great news, but the gelatinous, half-baked form in which it was plopped out in the streets intrigues …

“Our Man Brandon” is close to signing a three year deal worth about 11.5 million with the Sox. This is good news for music buffs, …

One of the problems with being a Red Sox fan in the early 21st century was Pedro Martinez. While the guy was most certainly nails, …

Okay, see how Tom Brady has got himself a nice Hollywood girlfriend? I think it’s high time you guys stepped up to the plate as …

God knows there’s been a lot of spectacular baseball movies through the years, like Field of Dreams, The Natural, Bull Durham and Gorman Thomas vs. …

The Sox signed hard throwin’, phone-punchin’ Julian Tavarez to a two-year deal, a move that instantly demotes Mike Timlin to “second most likely to chew …

Dear Esteemed Panel of Voters: James Edward here. No, don’t let the photo fool you; I haven’t run off and joined the Chi-Lites. I’ve been …

It won’t be long until I see the Rem Dawg on my TV again. And I can’t bloody wait.

I gotta admit: I never listened much to the Howard Stern show. Although I did relish the way he’d prick the most inflated of celebrity …

Carelessly edited out of yesterday’s dramatic event… Graham_of_Chelsea: Peter, any suggestions on how baseball can reel in the critical inner-city market? PeterGammons: I’ve consulted with …

I’d like to kick off the new year by introducing you to my new favorite obsessions: The Red Sox’ 1966 and 1967 yearbooks. My dad …

“Enjoy yourselves, but be aware. No drinking and driving. No gunplay. Thank you.”

At the closing of the year, I always try to do something constructive: Learn a new skill, volunteer my talents to a worthwhile cause, offer …

Kevin Millwood has taken his business elsewhere, and Troy Glaus seems poised to follow suit. Landing Millwood might have made it easier to deal away …

In New York, the eagle has landed. And cut his hair. And paraded around town with his gal by his side. Meanwhile, the Sox continue …

Hello, fellas. Red here. I’ve examined the “list” of potential replacements for Mr. Damon in centerfield. I was happy to see that it included Torii …

Mr. Damon, you are dead to me. Although… it pretty much seemed fait accompli as soon as I heard about the front office making calls …

If ever you needed a reason to purchase MLB Season Ticket in 2006 — I mean besides the chance to see Dmitri Young bite off …

I gotta be honest: I’d have given my left nut to have seen this.

Before my brain collapses under the weight of hot stove rumors, hints and allegations [although the latest has us offering a one-year deal to Rudy …

I think most Sox fans can point to lines on their faces or “stress release” chunks taken out of their walls that were the direct …

From The New York Post: “Torre doesn’t phone every free agent the Yankees engage. His firm but soothing voice is saved for the players the …

Nomar at short. Roger on the mound. Now we’re talkin’. But why stop there? Surely there are a few more ex-Sox who could use the …

Perhaps…

For those of you keeping score: Mirabelli and Edgah are gone. Millar won’t be back. Myers won’t, either. Or Mueller. We’ve still got Manny and …

Jose Offerman threatened to kill somebody. Shea Hillenbrand questioned Theo’s sexual preference. Walpole Joe Morgan told the world “this team isn’t as good as everyone …

“Actually, I think I’ve had enough of baseball. Thanks, though.” “Atlanta? You can send me to the moon, amigo. Anywhere I can escape the relentless …