“People will come, Ray. They’ll come to Iowa for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn up your driveway, not knowing for sure why they’re …

Ladies, you had your chances. You won’t have my besotted arse eyeing you deviously from across the bar anymore. Same goes for you, TiVo. Though …

“Johnny. Something’s wrong.” “What is it? The batteries go dead?” “Take that off. This isn’t fun time. This is serious.” “Okay. What is it?” “I …

I realized something while watching tonight’s Remdog Unleashed special on NESN. First, my manlove for Remy is immense. And after a winter that found me …

1. New York Yankees: “I hate them too, but cannot ignore the potent bats, capable of offensive output so staggering it could engulf the entire …

Just when we thought that a Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood-like tranquility had been restored after the Josh Beckett testosterone-fest on Sunday, Our Man Tavarez kicked good …

One of the things we dug about Josh Beckett coming to Boston, beyond his youth, his two-seam fastball, and the heightened possibility of a Leeann …

As we find The Graffer being placed on waivers by the Red Sox, I humbly direct you to my August 9, 2005 post, Who Died …

Hello, Hee Sop.

Folks, there’s a reason we put Mike Timlin and Dave Roberts on the cover of Surviving Grady: The Book. For one thing, they’re both handsome …

With Bronson Arroyo headed to Cincy, The Gammons holds auditions for a new headlining act for the next Hot Stove, Cool Music show. ::singing:: “Thank …

“I really admire Bronson and have gotten to know him really well,” Epstein said, but “if I allowed my personal feelings about a player or …

Folks, I’m having those dreams again. No, not the Eva Longoria-Keira Knightley threesome, although that’s a good one, too. I’m talking about the one where …

Last week, we learned that the Dave Matthews Band will be playing Fenway Park this summer. Today, we find that the Sox are considering a …

Sure, today’s the day the Sox will bust with the cool green unis for more grapefruit madness. But it’s also the day that I call …

Congrats to Terry Francona on finally scoring a raise from his bosses. A long time coming, if you ask me. If all was right with …

Schill here. Red’s still sprawled out in bed, shotgunning DayQuil and Boone’s Farm. Meanwhile, Denton remains MIA, probably holed up in an Ivory Tower somewhere. …

So there’s this nasty, nasty virus going around the office. No, it’s not ennui… it’s something far worse. Like this horrific sinus infection kinda thing, …

Sure, there’s a lot to talk about, what with Adam Stern and his pack of hockey-mad Canucks beating the US in the first round of …

Matt ClementI think I’ll let my performance on the mound speak for itself. Not that, you know, my pitching will be funny. That will be …

David Wells is staying. And I think that’s a bloody good thing. I mean, just look at some of the bits in today’s Globe, jam-packed …

Ben: Hey, Jed? Jed [working with laptop]: Yeah? Ben: Remember that time when we were Co-GMs? Jed [still working with laptop]: Yeah. ::Thirty seconds pass. …

Listen up, bizzitches. We’ve got Red Sox baseball on TV this afternoon! Tune into NESN or log onto your laptop or get your ass down …

Holy Jumping Crap! The Red Sox played their first grapefruit game last night! Among the highlights: Coco Crisp, who will be hosting his own musical …

Francona [in dugout at Fort Myers, looking out to field]: Oh no. Oh no. Is that– Al Nipper: Yeah. Third time this week. Francona [wipes …

In my brief but spectacular corporate career, I have grown to hate meetings. The stakeholders very rarely have any sort of agenda planned, there are …

Though it’s a couple days old, this Globe bit on Gabe Kapler reminds us all of just how cool it is to have this guy …

Will finally admit that he’s really just a 12 year old kid from Dedham “screwin’ around.” Will embark on a magical summer of tree-houses and …

One of the single coolest memories I carry from the mad blur that was the 2004 post season is the image of the lads saluting …

One by one, the Hummers, Mercedes and exotic French hovercrafts carrying the 2006 Red Sox are filtering into Florida. I should be droning on about …

Dear NESN peeps: I know I write you every week with a new series idea. And, admittedly, The Adventures of Dwight Evans: OB-GYN worked better …

Will win 19 games. Will re-introduce us to the monster who stomped all over the 2004 postseason. Will oddly endear himself to the masses. Will …

Remy the player was just alright. Scrappy. Tenacious. Hit .275 and belted a paltry seven homers, but wasn’t afraid to dirty up a shirt or …

Not since the FedEx guy delivered my collection of rare Jessica Alba Sin City action figures have I been this excited about a truck. But …

Monday night, before I leave for a meeting in New York, I hang a framed copy of the above Post cover on my home office …