While we anxiously await the next thrilling Press Release from Yawkey Way, let’s remind ourselves that, despite yesterday’s snow, the smell and sounds of baseball will soon be in the air. So what better way to get into full baseball mode than… a bunch of tiny digitized movies about the Red Sox, viewed on a small, outdated computer screen? Exactly.
Remember that time you ran to get another beer or answer the phone or save the kids from getting eaten by a shark and you missed the end of the game? And then your buddy called you and said, “Dude! Some chick just flashed the cameras at the end of the game!” And you started throwin’ stuff and punching walls in anger? Well, here’s a clip of said flashing, which really isn’t all that, to be honest. In fact, my only question is why in the heck didn’t anyone think of this before? Use discretion before clicking at the workplace, my friends, although your boss would need Superman’s vision to see it. I’ll give you a hint: It’s the girl directly above the catcher.
Kelly the Ball Girl snares a line drive as deftly as she’s captured the hearts and minds of Red Sox Nation. We’ll have more on Kelly tomorrow. For now, just enjoy. Oh, and as a bonus, turn up the volume for insightful commentary from the Fox Sports crew.
Bronson Arroyo and some dude named Johnny singing with the band Alter Bridge. In some countries, this is referred to as “community service.” Seriously, though, one of the things I’ll miss about Damon is his “man about town” cult status. You wouldn’t catch Jose Offerman out hobnobbing with the common man. Unless, y’know, he was kicking them.
Alright. Enough of this crap. When’s truck day?
