Suggestions For CNN On How To Improve "Election Night in America"
1. Replace Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer with Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo. 2. Replace talk of “electoral college” with talk of “Heidi Watney’s ass.” …
1. Replace Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer with Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo. 2. Replace talk of “electoral college” with talk of “Heidi Watney’s ass.” …
…for your favorite moment of the Red Sox’ 2008 season. Myself, I gotta go with Jason Bay sliding home with the run that won the …
It might be easy to write off the re-signing of Wake as sentimentality run wild. But for the money, you can’t find a better number …
It’s officially hot stove season. Which means, once again, that anyone with a pulse can and likely will on the Yankees’ radar. Like Manny! Manny …
Congratulations to the Phillies, World Series Champions. I’m not quite sure how I came to have such distaste for the Rays, but I was quite …
Imagine, for a moment, that the Sox didn’t win the 2004 World Series. When the dust cleared and I eventually got out of therapy, I …
Back in the late 80s, I was offered a ticket to The Who’s farewell show at the old Foxboro Stadium. I was young and foolish …
The Rays are in Philly for the next three games, and today’s Herald tells us that the welcome wagon was in full effect. Added reliever …
One of the toughest choices the Sox are gonna make this offseason concerns the Captain himself, Jason Varitek. The tough guy with the Pee Wee …
Random thoughts before I drive the hookers home: 1) Call it the Attack of Former Red Sox Managers. During last week’s ALCS, Walpole Joe Morgan …
Wanna know the strangest thing about today? It’s not that the goddam Tampa Bay Devil Rays are about to play in the World Series, giving …
Hey, you. Over there. In the skirt. My name’s Derek. And I’d like you to welcome me into your heart. Again. Derek Lowe is putting …
Somewhere, somehow, there has to be someone who got drunk in Vegas last spring and, for a couple laughs, put money down on Tampa Bay …
If only we didn’t start the season with that goddam trip to Japan… Kidding. Honestly, I thought we’d do it. Once we took game five, …
Well, here we go again. The entire season comes down to one game. Tradition vs. dome. Beard vs. Mowhawk. Uncle Teets vs. Grandpa Joe. The …
Keep prayin’, baby. How many times? How many times can we keep the devil in check? Blow cheap cigar smoke in Death’s face? Stuff the …
If I learned anything from the 2004 ALCS, it’s that you don’t get greedy. You take one precious game at a time when your team’s …
Sure, there were a lot of great Red Sox Pop Culture Moments. Like the time a slightly drunken Carl Yastrzemski appeared on the Tonight Show …
…so if you give us a chance to remember The love we had once together Wait and see Time is all that we really need …
Excellent work, I say. By allowing ourselves to once again assume the role of Ned Beatty in Deliverance, by dropping our third straight playoff game …
Nervous? What do you mean, nervous? Me?! Nervous? About Shakey Tim Wakey on the mound? In a most critical playoff game? In which a loss …
Good. That was my first impression watching the Sox get taken out behind the woodshed by, in no particular order, the entire Rays batting order, …
Once again, Denton and I will help knock the fine art of liveblogging down to jerk level with running commentary on today’s game three at …
For a game that started out like happy hour at Thunder Mountain, it slowly devolved into a torturous, horribly-umpired affair, ultimately crashing with Hindenburgesque splendor …
At least when he’s on he is. Listen, I’ve heard it non-stop today on the talk shows, in the barrooms (hell yes, I hang there …
Look at that glorious filthy bastard! Look at him! Mere facial hair to most, but to clever people like me who talk loudly in restaurants, …
DAISUKE! SHIELDS! COCO! COWBELLS! THAT GODDAM RAYS MASCOT! JOE MADDON’S HIPPER-THAN-THOU EYEWARE. IT’S ALL SET TO COLLIDE TONIGHT… AT THE TROP! Also, it’s our first …
Think the handsome millionaires who play for your favorite pro baseball teams are immune to the current economic slowdown and credit crunch? Guess again! They …
I live in my own mind. Ain’t nothin’ but a good time. No rain just sunshine. Out here in my own mind.
Is it just me, or does it seem like it’s been a hundred days since we last saw a baseball game? Thank god the drought …
Last year, as the Sox barrelled toward an improbable victory over the Injuns in the ALCS, the K-Men’s wooden Papelbon puppet–or, “The Pappet”, as we …
Mentally drained. Slightly drunk (again). Hoarse, pale and gaunt. Only two meals today–Red Bull and a Pop Tart for breakfast, pork chop and half-case of …
No bets. No guarantees. No braggadocio. No “Here we come, Tampa Bay.” Although I hated the outcome, last night’s Sox loss was everything you could …
Every time I see Mikey “Scenic” Lowell hobbling to the plate or contorting his body in the field, I think two things. The first is, …
You’re lying. If the minute you heard the words “Javy Lopez coming in to pitch,” you didn’t know this thing was over, you’re a filthy …