For far too long, our country has been under the thumb of our Canadian oppressors, sitting back and just taking it while they defile our …

I’ve always counted Gary Sheffield among the most imposing looking batters. Not that he’ll ever be mistaken for Mr. Rogers outside the box, but when …

NESN and Fox Sports are reporting that the Sox are actively shopping Scenic Lowell, even willing to yummy down on half his $12 million salary …

Wanting to witness the sorry state of popular music, I flipped on the American Music Awards last night, just in time to see A-Rod take …

The Sox grabbed reliever Robert Manuel off waivers from Seattle. Not sure what our plans are for him, but if he doesn’t get flipped to …

Jason Bay has rejected the Sox’ initial offer of four years at 60 million bucks. My question for you this morning is what’s the highest …

Anybody home? If you’re waiting for “Get Your Picture Taken With the 2008 MVP Day,” that’s only on Wednesdays. We’re actually lookin’ for yer roommate. …

Only, it won’t be. Because George Kottaras, the light-hitting, fast-loving and oft-injured back-up catcher, has been waived by the Sox and picked up by the …

Stepping out of the fog of business travel for a few moments yesterday, I was saddened to hear about the passing of Ken Ober, former …

A few years ago, I found myself in a heated argument about former Sox prospect Abe Alvarez. After the second-round pick was named Pitcher of …

Belated congrats to future ex-Red Sox Jason Bay for winning his first Silver Slugger award. Congrats, also, to The Great Untanned’s agent, who will no …

My favorite Hideki Matsui story is from the 2004 ALCS. The guy had been killing us games one through four, going 11-for-20 and knocking in …

I have nothing but respect for the man called Varitek, especially since he may be privvy to what Heidi Watney’s arse looks like sans pants. …

Bow your heads! This tribunal is in session! Thank you, General Aldo. We have a lot to cover today. First things first, this human. The …

When I heard the Sox had declined Alex Gonzalez’ option for 2010, I’ll admit to being a little surprised. I figgered we’d do what we …

Today is Jerry Remy’s birthday. Accordingly, we will don our celebratory Remy masks, drink only the finest of malt liquors, re-read our copies of the …

I’ll never get tired of hating on the Yankees. But this story is a pretty poignant reminder that underneath the unis, we’re all just people: …

Yesterday, more than half of the eligible players jumped into the magic waters of free agency, like a horde of shoppers barreling down the halls …

Just one World Series title in the twenty-first century? That’s unfortunate because, y’know, we’ve got two. But I can’t give credit to Girardi for the …

It’s tough to get all hot and bothered about the World Series when the Sox don’t have a horse in the race. And, honestly, I …

From the latest US Weekly: [Kate] Hudson — who has been front and center at [A Rod’s] baseball games since they began dating this past …

Headwarmer: Hey, nipplehead. You know who I was just thinking of? Cashman: Who? Headwarmer: Brad Penny. Cashman: Headwarmer, I’m busy plotting the World Series parade …

Aaron Boone as Johnny Knoxville. Adam LaRoche as Scott Ian of Anthrax. John Halama as Billy Bob Thornton. Mark Teixeira as Mr. Ed. A-Rod as …

I remember the feeling I used to get before every Pedro Martinez start. It was like being a kid waiting for Christmas morning, your birthday, …

So Cliff Lee manhandles the Yankees in Game One, coming into their house, slapping around their guys, drinking all their beer and having his way …

Honestly, Mazz, I know you need to sell papers and whatnot, so you need to be “controversial” and say things like “Hey, let’s all root …

Five years ago, the one thing I never thought would happen in my lifetime, happened. In my lifetime. I am still in awe of it. …

Five years later and STILL no statue of Dave Roberts in this city? Hey, Menino, you corrupt, bloated bastard. You want to be remembered for …

We were saddened to hear of the passing of AB, one of our comments section’s regulars. In tribute, we give the mic to AB’s brother, …

I’m fairly certain that A-Rod is no stranger to the art of sliding under some dude’s legs. But even I was amazed at the blatant …

I hate to suggest it was the game in which NESN showed the Surviving Grady T-shirt. But, honestly, I think it was the game in …

These are exciting times for you, Jed. Indeed. Close to being named GM of the Padres. Living the dream in gorgeous San Diego. That’s just …

First things first, when you walk into my office, the first thing you see is an oversized framed photo of the Post cover pictured above. …

Our pal Lisa from Subway Squawkers asked me to participate in a brief Q&A session for the Faster Times blog. One of the questions asked …

Game Seven of the 2004 ALCS was one of the most emotional events of my life. Even though it was over by the second inning. …